Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West (
wickedwest) wrote in
entranceway2016-03-23 08:35 pm
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A question for you all, Wonderland.
[It's not really like her to be asking something like this, but something's been on her mind for a few weeks now. And since this is Zelena, it sure took her a while to actually bring it up. Mainly because she can't set all her problems on fire, no matter how much she thinks about it.]
I have to imagine at least some of you are wondering about what happened earlier this months. With the stars and the memories. Not so much about the gardener taking a holiday, I don't particularly care about any of that.
[Okay, she enjoyed speaking with the caterpillar, but she'll never tell anyone that.]
What's more important is whether those so called memories are real or not. I don't suppose anyone's found a way to check, have they? Forgive me if I missed some attempt to comb the mansion for clues, I most likely had something far better to do with my time than join the rest of you.
[That was probably sit in her room and be unhappy and unpleasant. And no, she doesn't realize that she's essentially shooting herself in the foot here by continuing to be that.]
You'd think someone would've found a way to by now. That's all.
[Not that she cares if anyone did or not. Yup, it doesn't really interest her at all. Nope. Lots of not caring going on.
...or at least that's what she tells herself.]
[It's not really like her to be asking something like this, but something's been on her mind for a few weeks now. And since this is Zelena, it sure took her a while to actually bring it up. Mainly because she can't set all her problems on fire, no matter how much she thinks about it.]
I have to imagine at least some of you are wondering about what happened earlier this months. With the stars and the memories. Not so much about the gardener taking a holiday, I don't particularly care about any of that.
[Okay, she enjoyed speaking with the caterpillar, but she'll never tell anyone that.]
What's more important is whether those so called memories are real or not. I don't suppose anyone's found a way to check, have they? Forgive me if I missed some attempt to comb the mansion for clues, I most likely had something far better to do with my time than join the rest of you.
[That was probably sit in her room and be unhappy and unpleasant. And no, she doesn't realize that she's essentially shooting herself in the foot here by continuing to be that.]
You'd think someone would've found a way to by now. That's all.
[Not that she cares if anyone did or not. Yup, it doesn't really interest her at all. Nope. Lots of not caring going on.
...or at least that's what she tells herself.]

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[She's being a little sarcastic here, but at the same time, it's a genuine opinion.]
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[Well that was...not the most polite way to handle that.]
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[Look Zelena might know much about other people's stories, but she's pretty sure Alice is part of Alice in Wonderland.]
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And yet it's still her story, isn't it?
[..yeah, she doesn't really have an argument here.]
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[Yeah, sorry. Kind of self centered here in case it wasn't obvious.]
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Which she's already thinking it is, so however long the attempt lasts is anyone's guess.]
What exactly makes you think they're real?
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[She's put together a few forgetting potions in her time, okay?]
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[How to put this, how to put this. She's Zelena, but she'll make an attempt at not making it about her.]
The idea that everyone was here, and everyone forgot, not a single person remembers at all, doesn't that strike you as strange? After all, not everyone who leaves this place forgets everything when they come back.
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[Dipper frowns.]
I mean, yes. But not stranger than anything else about this place.
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[...look, she'd remember if she forgot. Or something like that. Something that only makes sense to Zelena.]
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[That's not even about anyone in particular. It's just Zelena being Zelena, and figuring that if she's unhappy then everyone should be unhappy.]
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Also it's impossible to spend the rest of your life here. While you're here you won't age or die permanently.
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[Or at least she thinks he does. Everyone should know what she means, no exceptions. Unless she doesn't want them to. Then they shouldn't.
...somehow this makes sense to Zelena. Then again so does naming her child Pistachio, so what does that say about her?]