entranceway | video; attention everyone: stan pines is the worst, probably

[ Hello Wonderland! Have a girl who may or may not be familiar to some of you appearing on screen, curly hair wild and her face trying to hold a serious expression but failing. Her amusement is cracking through, and she's not doing much to stop it. ]

Hey everyone. You're probably wondering what this is about, but gimme a sec. There's just a little bit of explanation that needs to be out there first.

[ Just casually clearing her throat for effect. She wants to enjoy this, okay? ]

When I first got here about five months ago, Stan Pines and I made a bet. Very loose terms were negotiated. Stan lost, and I've been holding out on giving him his "prize."

[ Because she wanted to be able to spring it on him as a surprise, which she's finally doing today. Surprise, Stan!! Happy unbirthday. ]

I'm changing that today, though. That's why today, I'm calling Stan Pines out! I probably could have just gone up to him in person instead of broadcasting where everyone can see it, but where's the fun in that, right?

[ GRINNING. ]

Stan! ...Stanley? It's gotta be Stanley, right? [ She never asked what "Stan" is short for, in his case... ] --Whatever, you know who you are! You're officially being challenged. For losing our bet, you must run up and down one of the hallways of the mansion--I don't care what floor--in your underwear while screaming about how much you hate money. Make sure to sell it. No half-assed yelling, got it? Make sure the floors above and below can hear you.

[ Pointing at the camera now, Selina offers a cheeky look. Is this childish? Yeah, very. But what do you want? He was the grown man who agreed to such a ridiculous bet in the first place, he should have known what he was walking in to. ]

And in case anyone can't make it to watch, don't worry. I'll be recording it. You know, we should really start a Wonderland video scrapbook.

[ A laugh, and the feed cuts out. Hopefully Wonderland has a sense of humour. ]

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Can't say I ever realized.

Maybe stop leaving the paint open while you're working, though.

It's gotten better since I stopped forgetting which way to point the spray paint cans... [CHILD HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE.] That's one mistake, I will never make again. Yikes.

Don't meet a lot of people who think so. I mean personally, I don't think it's so bad. Actually, I really like it unless something's trying to kill me. Most of the time, it's okay.

Get to meet people I never would, otherwise.

... W-well... If you and Mister Pines like each other... th-that's all that matters, right?

But you don't have superpowers.

[ Superheroes should totally have powers, okay. But sure man, whatever you say. ]

I only found a couple things, but I felt like they made it worth it. And it was pretty exciting down there anyway, though I could have done with fewer monsters.

That's the only part that's really important. As long as he's embarrassed by that, I'm happy.

[ Man, you're just all sorts of buzzkill, huh. ]

It's not "public humiliation." He agreed to this. I'd be the one doing something stupid if he'd won the bet, but he didn't.

Are you seriously critiquing why I don't want to mock Stan? Because that's what I'm getting out of this.

sounds about right

i'm getting some help from someone. he's gonna film it and we're gonna make stan into wonderland's first meme. it'll go down in wonderland history.

Yeah, that many. Your buddy kept shoving more at me, trying to get rid of as many as he could. [ HER ROOM IS A MESS NOW. ] I hope they are, though. Better than 'em wandering around the mansion and living in the tea room.

[ Kittens need a lot of attention and care, after all! That, and maybe she'd been worried about what might happen to them during events, or around the less-than-kind people she's sure are living here, too.

...Also, she's got a soft spot for cats. ]

Will do. [ She gives a two finger salute and a grin. ] I was just gonna kick his ass if he wasn't looking after it, but a lightning bolt sounds way better.

[ She really wants to ask how many times that happened before the lesson was learned. ]

Man, you Pines are really stubborn about staying alive, huh?

same here
but yeah most people seem to be of the opposite opinion
i don't get it. like, i can get missing home and friends or whatever
but there's unlimited food and magic???
then yeah, meeting people you wouldn't normally get to
like actual superheroes and people from all kinds of cool places. what's not to like?

I'd say so. He knows it's all in fun. It was his idea for the loser of the bet to have to do something embarrassing, anyway.

... H-He's very confident.

Exactly. Magic is a thing where I'm from, but there's some super crazy magic here that I've never seen before. It's pretty awesome.

Also don't forget getting to actually live the way we want to. No rules.

[Even with his moms here, it still feels like there's not a lot of discipline which is fine by him.]

[Film? Memes? She's pretty sure she knows who that is.]

Alex right? Figures he'd want to film it.

Hope his static isn't an issue.

[she doesn't wince on the outside, but inside she may have curled up in a ball and died a little, which only makes her smile all the more wider to cover it up.]

Yep! We punch dinosaurs and dream demons and never say "die."

_{[He smiles to think of Alistair pawning cats off on the unsuspecting. Does Ferelden's new king have a hidden talent for fostering homeless animals they don't know about?]}

I'd say so. I joked to Stan that you can't be too sure who's liable to think cats are food around these parts to convince him to give the kitten a shot--truth be told, there probably are characters like that around.

_{[He shrugs, lifting his hands as if to say "it's an odd world out there." They have a colorful cast of residents to contend with.]}

It was good of you to take them in. You can consider me and my lightning bolts at your service as my thanks.

_{[That last part was a joke. Or was it? Hmm.]}

Yeah, guess I am. Siblings are supposed to be quick to mocking each other, aren't they?

[ Plus, uh, it's all in fun? She's not taking the piss out of him to be mean. ]

That's for sure. Arguably one of his better traits.

really? that must be cool.
we haven't got magic at all where i'm from so this is all new but definitely awesome.

well, i live like that back home, but it's definitely more fun here

[ Except for the fact that there's no currency system, so her hobby of stealing things is somewhat less rewarding. ]

yeah, him. didn't realize he's so widely known

wait what d'you mean by that?

[ Well, Selina doesn't notice anything is off. Nice repression, Mabel. A+ ]

And inhale what I'm guessing are copious amounts of glitter. You must be as sparkly on the inside as you are on the outside.

[ Well, he's at least got a talent for it when he's pawning them off on a teenager with the biggest soft spot for cats ever. ]

Part of me is surprised that worked. ...And all of me hopes that there aren't people around here like that. Especially since I'm assuming you didn't find homes for all of those kittens.

[ Dude. Someone eating kittens is worth more than that reaction. Doesn't matter where someone's from, that's just messed up!!! Selina is horrified at the very idea and immediately wants to stop thinking about it. That's one more concern on the top of her pile regarding whatever's left of the kitten flood. ]

Awesome. You'll be the first I call the next time I need to smite someone.

[ Mostly joking, but really, it'll be handy to have lightning bolts at her disposal. Man, she should adopt kittens more often if this is the result! ]

Wh-When someone calls you a tiny Satan, yeah, y-you, that's a compliment right there.

I like you a lot better wh-when you're not stealing my shit.

No adults back home bossing you around?

[He keeps the question as light as he can because wow, he doesn't want to be a downer or seem super invasive when they've only just started talking.]

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