entranceway | video; attention everyone: stan pines is the worst, probably

[ Hello Wonderland! Have a girl who may or may not be familiar to some of you appearing on screen, curly hair wild and her face trying to hold a serious expression but failing. Her amusement is cracking through, and she's not doing much to stop it. ]

Hey everyone. You're probably wondering what this is about, but gimme a sec. There's just a little bit of explanation that needs to be out there first.

[ Just casually clearing her throat for effect. She wants to enjoy this, okay? ]

When I first got here about five months ago, Stan Pines and I made a bet. Very loose terms were negotiated. Stan lost, and I've been holding out on giving him his "prize."

[ Because she wanted to be able to spring it on him as a surprise, which she's finally doing today. Surprise, Stan!! Happy unbirthday. ]

I'm changing that today, though. That's why today, I'm calling Stan Pines out! I probably could have just gone up to him in person instead of broadcasting where everyone can see it, but where's the fun in that, right?

[ GRINNING. ]

Stan! ...Stanley? It's gotta be Stanley, right? [ She never asked what "Stan" is short for, in his case... ] --Whatever, you know who you are! You're officially being challenged. For losing our bet, you must run up and down one of the hallways of the mansion--I don't care what floor--in your underwear while screaming about how much you hate money. Make sure to sell it. No half-assed yelling, got it? Make sure the floors above and below can hear you.

[ Pointing at the camera now, Selina offers a cheeky look. Is this childish? Yeah, very. But what do you want? He was the grown man who agreed to such a ridiculous bet in the first place, he should have known what he was walking in to. ]

And in case anyone can't make it to watch, don't worry. I'll be recording it. You know, we should really start a Wonderland video scrapbook.

[ A laugh, and the feed cuts out. Hopefully Wonderland has a sense of humour. ]

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Can't say I ever realized.

Maybe stop leaving the paint open while you're working, though.

It's gotten better since I stopped forgetting which way to point the spray paint cans... [CHILD HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE.] That's one mistake, I will never make again. Yikes.

[ She really wants to ask how many times that happened before the lesson was learned. ]

Man, you Pines are really stubborn about staying alive, huh?

[she doesn't wince on the outside, but inside she may have curled up in a ball and died a little, which only makes her smile all the more wider to cover it up.]

Yep! We punch dinosaurs and dream demons and never say "die."

[ Well, Selina doesn't notice anything is off. Nice repression, Mabel. A+ ]

And inhale what I'm guessing are copious amounts of glitter. You must be as sparkly on the inside as you are on the outside.

I seriously hope so. ..I wonder if that shows up on x-rays.

Proooobably not... Although that would be kind of cool. It'd at least make for a more interesting x-ray.

[ A beat. ]

--Just don't go eating glitter deliberately to see if it works or not.

[in the most gleefully casual tone ever] I'm not gonna promise that.