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- 2° - WANTED: Ray Palmer (text)

HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS MAN?

Name: Ray Palmer

Also called: Boy Scout, Haircut, Stop, No

Last seen: On the roof, giant-sized. Before that he was hornet-sized. Basically he's never just right, it's very Goldilocks.

Characteristics: Puts his foot into his mouth. Metaphorically. Stumbles over his feet. Literally.

Suspicions: If he shrunk down again, he might have been sat on. Or eaten. Or been trapped under an upturned teacup. He fits, I tried.

Reward upon safe return: I'll take him off your hands, you won't need to pay me.

COMMENT WITH ANY INFORMATION ABOUT HIS WHEREABOUTS AND LAST SIGHTINGS HERE

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

So you're saying it's ok if maybe you don't always want to be saved when people try to save you.

Yeah.

But I also think people shouldn't waste their time trying to save people that don't want to be saved.

I say that a lot.

The people who like to do the saving never listen.

It's how they work. Only way to stop that is to make them stop caring about you.

I don't think you'd want that.

Not really

Doesn't mean it might not happen anyway.

If you care enough to keep them, even now, they'll care enough to stick with you.

Yeah, well.

She'd better.

I put a lot of work into this friendship.

And you did the same with yours right?

Not really. I never cared to have friends. Then I cared about one friend. Sometimes as little as I could manage.

But I'm no role model.

You care enough to have everyone here looking out for one of your friends.

That's kind of a big deal.

That's a more recent addition.

Also, he really can't look out for himself.

Isn't he a little old to have apron string issues like that?

If anyone ever told you that wisdom comes with age, they were wrong.

Oh, that's for sure. Never met a grownup who isn't a total mess with some glossy nail polish over it.

Feel I'm lacking the polish, but pretty much.

Let's say, Ray acts first and worries about the how later. Or lets someone else deal with it if they don't want him to end up dead.

Yeah, well it gets chipped sometimes.

Well when you put it that way, your dumb friend sounds a lot like me. I'll try not to be offended :P

I'd never want to offend you, Maya. Just don't be an idiot, then I don't have to.

Simple stuff.

What, so you think you're in deep enough that you get to start shoving rules at me now?

[YOU'RE NOT EVEN HER REAL DAD, COOL JAIL GUY.]

That's not a rule, that's how it goes. You mess up, I get to mock you.

If you want the kiddie glove treatment, I'm fresh out.

[HE'S WAY COOLER.]

[Yeah, well... Her dad's name is Kermit Hart. The bar ain't high on that one.]

Then it's a good thing I don't plan on messing up.

Not in a way you'd care about, at least.

If it puts you at ease, that's still a pretty big ballpark.

Besides, princess, you don't strike me as an idiot.

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