- 2° - WANTED: Ray Palmer (text)

[catchacold]

HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS MAN?



Name: Ray Palmer

Also called: Boy Scout, Haircut, Stop, No

Last seen: On the roof, giant-sized. Before that he was hornet-sized. Basically he's never just right, it's very Goldilocks.

Characteristics: Puts his foot into his mouth. Metaphorically. Stumbles over his feet. Literally.

Suspicions: If he shrunk down again, he might have been sat on. Or eaten. Or been trapped under an upturned teacup. He fits, I tried.

Reward upon safe return: I'll take him off your hands, you won't need to pay me.

COMMENT WITH ANY INFORMATION ABOUT HIS WHEREABOUTS AND LAST SIGHTINGS HERE

Comments

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[breacher]

Sure

It'd draw him out, at least

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[catchacold]

See? Knock my methods, but you can't knock my results.

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[breacher]

I was just wondering if that was intentional

That answers that

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[catchacold]

I didn't just miss that he's not wearing a shirt in that picture.

But I'll let him know that you wanted to defend his virtue.

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[breacher]

Hardly

You could have just been posting it in retaliation for him disappearing on you, thus leading you to have to even make a post in the first place

Or you could have been doing it to try and draw him out

Or you could have done it because it's the only picture you had and you didn't feel like finding another one and hell, Palmer apparently has an aversion to shirts

The possibilities are endless

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[catchacold]

From the responses I've been getting, maybe he should give me some compensation for the free advertisement.

You ever go missing, doc, we'll see what pictures I'll happen upon.