- 2° - WANTED: Ray Palmer (text)

[catchacold]

HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS MAN?



Name: Ray Palmer

Also called: Boy Scout, Haircut, Stop, No

Last seen: On the roof, giant-sized. Before that he was hornet-sized. Basically he's never just right, it's very Goldilocks.

Characteristics: Puts his foot into his mouth. Metaphorically. Stumbles over his feet. Literally.

Suspicions: If he shrunk down again, he might have been sat on. Or eaten. Or been trapped under an upturned teacup. He fits, I tried.

Reward upon safe return: I'll take him off your hands, you won't need to pay me.

COMMENT WITH ANY INFORMATION ABOUT HIS WHEREABOUTS AND LAST SIGHTINGS HERE

Comments

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[catchacold]

Good question.

No, not lower than Ray.

You might top your own separate list.

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[accelerate]

Why do I need to be on a separate list? Why can't I be on the one with everyone else? This is singling me out!

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[catchacold]

Because you're a very singular occurrence. In general and to me.

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[accelerate]

I'm not sure if I should be offended or incredibly flattered.

Offended, because you haven't tried to give me any food. Or flattered because I'm on a separate list that I think is good? Could be a liiiiiittle better if I got some free food? Maybe a crumpet and a cupcake with some nice icing on it. Preferably in a snowflake.

YK.

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[catchacold]

Excuse me, I gave you half my cupcake the other day. You don't even keep marshmallows at your house.