- 2° - WANTED: Ray Palmer (text)

[catchacold]

HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS MAN?



Name: Ray Palmer

Also called: Boy Scout, Haircut, Stop, No

Last seen: On the roof, giant-sized. Before that he was hornet-sized. Basically he's never just right, it's very Goldilocks.

Characteristics: Puts his foot into his mouth. Metaphorically. Stumbles over his feet. Literally.

Suspicions: If he shrunk down again, he might have been sat on. Or eaten. Or been trapped under an upturned teacup. He fits, I tried.

Reward upon safe return: I'll take him off your hands, you won't need to pay me.

COMMENT WITH ANY INFORMATION ABOUT HIS WHEREABOUTS AND LAST SIGHTINGS HERE

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[trigeminalheadache]

Well, it certainly wasn't my intention.

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[catchacold]

Unintentional elitism is the worst.

I'm just giving you a hard time. Relax, snowflake.

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[trigeminalheadache]

I've come to expect a hard time from you. So, not surprised.