[text] By The Sounding Sea: the blog of Buffy Meissonier

[beatnomore]

My name is Georgette Marie Meissonier. Buffy to my friends. I'm a licensed fiction blogger with After the End Times. I'm using text format because, frankly, the video quality on the tech here is personally offensive to me and whoever designed all of this needs to sit in a corner and think about what they've done.

But, okay, enough of the tech tangent. For now.

[ She's not done with this subject, Wonderland. Not by a long shot. But she has bigger issues than the abysmal level of tech you're all working with. You'll be hearing more about this in the future. ]

I'm a little uncomfortable with this because facts aren't my wheelhouse. I make things up. On April 17th, 2040 I legally died because of well.. the usual reasons. Viral amplification. I shouldn't be talking. I shouldn't be doing anything.

I've looked at this network and in between being appalled at your complete lack of security I've read up on things. Everything about this reads like bad fiction.


[Private to Georgia and Shaun Mason; Unhackable]

I know you're both here, I looked. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Comments

[beatnomore]

[ God, no. Not another one. Please don't let this be another one... ]

Please tell me she's not a vampire slayer. Please.

[bigbad]

Actually, yeah, she is. You've heard of her?

[beatnomore]

Only in my favorite TV show ever.

[bigbad]

There's a TV show? Brilliant. Who plays me? I'm in it, right? Who plays her?

[beatnomore]

[ how_could_this_happen_to_me.mp3 plays in the background ]

You're played by James Marsters. She was played by Sarah Michelle Gellar.

[bigbad]

...what, the X-Man fellow? He doesn't look a thing like me.

[beatnomore]

He looks exactly like you. Because he was you.

[bigbad]

Suppose it's better than that wanker Billy Idol, at least.

[beatnomore]

Ew, he would have been way too old to play you even when the show was airing.

[ Sure Spike is old as dirt but he doesn't look like it. ]

[bigbad]

Also not sure he can actually act, and my role'd need a brilliant actor. When did it air?

[beatnomore]

[ This is so surreal. She's talking TV show trivia with one of its characters. ]

Buffy's series aired in 1997. Angel's spin-off went on the air in 1999.

[bigbad]

Angel got his own series? Must have been dead boring. What about me?

[beatnomore]

You never got a show, actually. You moved between the two a bit, though.

[ ...Awkward. ]

[bigbad]

[WHAT.]

I'm way more interesting than that wanker. Who wants to watch an hour of him staring sadly at a wall every week?

[beatnomore]

Apparently a lot of people, it ran for a while. You were a fan favorite, though.

[bigbad]

Bloody right I was. I watch enough telly to know the handsome bad boy who shows up and shakes everything up is the best character.