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[naughty_nurse]

Hello, everyone. I'm sorry to be bothering you, you don't have to listen if you don't want to, it's not really important.

For any newcomers, my name is Mikan Tsumiki, and welcome to Wonderland.

I've been trying to work on a few issues I have, and I think one of the things that might help is the word "normal". I want to become more like a normal teenage girl. Normal teenage girls don't apologize for everything, and they don't cry over everything, and they don't need to be useful all the time.

All worlds are different, though, so one person's normal might be different than another. But that's okay! I want to try all options.


So, if you could please finish this sentence - "A normal teenage girl____"

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[literalidiotball]

> Good point...

> Maybe there will be an event that lets you go shopping somewhere. You can save up for that.

[Like you can save up for anything in Wonderland.]

> In the meantime, you could ask your closet for a bunch of nice dresses and pick out your favorite. That kind of counts as shopping, right?

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[naughty_nurse]

Fashion was another answer a lot of people gave. I really don't know a lot about it - I usually just wear my nurse uniform. But maybe I could read up about it.

[literalidiotball]

[Wheatley doesn't know much about fashion either. He's a robot who can't wear clothes.]

> Really? I'm actually a bit shocked.

> Don't you have any other outfits besides a nurse uniform?

[naughty_nurse]

I have some costumes from Halloween?

[literalidiotball]

> Oh, well. There's something.

> Mind if I see them?

[naughty_nurse]

Oh! Sure!

My door is unlocked, you can come in and see them anytime.

[literalidiotball]

> Thanks, luv.

> Where is your room again?

[naughty_nurse]

First floor, room 002, right next to the clinic.

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[literalidiotball]

> Alrighty then! See you in a bit!

[About 10 minutes later, Mikan will hear someone knocking at her door.]

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[naughty_nurse]

[... h-how can he knock tho

ANYWAY She'll open the door.]

Th-thank you for coming.

[it was a little awkward to expect him - she can't exactly offer him food or drink as she's accustomed to.]

I hope you've been well!

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[literalidiotball]

[Easy! He just bangs his little core body against the door real fast. Multiple times.]

[He's hooked up to that "management rail" on the ceiling, and he just glides right in. No, there is no actual rail anywhere to be seen, the robotic arm just goes anywhere he wants. It's Wonderland magic that has not been explained.]

Oh, other than that weird Cob World incident a while back, I'm doing alright.

[He chuckles a little, before turning around to face Mikan.]

Oh, quick question. Do I really look like a talking bowling ball to you?

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[naughty_nurse]

[She blinks wildly - what kinda question...]

N-No, not at all! I've never thought that! You don't look like a bowling ball! I'm sorry if I ever gave you that impression!

[Seriously, she's never thought that, and has to wonder who would. As for her room, there are medical instruments and supplies all over the place. Gauze, bone saws, needles, gurneys... even a practice dummy to use them on! But she's also got shelves and shelves of books, all of them medical, save for two journals.]

[literalidiotball]

Oh! [The robot seemed relieved.] Okay, thank you... Not your fault, Mikan, I just ran into some weird bloke who called me that during the last event. Kept swearing like a sailor, too.

[Wheatley is a bit curious about the stuff. Holy moly, you are serious about this nursing thing. However, since he isn't a jerk, and he does not have hands, he's not gonna look through the journals.]

Anyway... What were we here for? Costumes?

[naughty_nurse]

Oh, y-yes, right this way!

[She quickly goes to the closet and opens it up. Most of it are just exact copies of the outfit she has on now - her nursing uniform - but there are also costumes. They're actually from a magical girl series from the world of Undertale - Kissy Kissy Mew - and so the dresses are fluffy, poofy, and glittery.]

Al-Alphys let me wear these... She's very nice.

[literalidiotball]

[Ooooh, pretty.]

Oh, Dr. Alphys you mean? I've heard about her!

Apparently she was trying to study magic for science... Maybe these are magical clothes?

[naughty_nurse]

Oh, no, these are clothes from an anime she really likes.

[literalidiotball]

Oh. Like a cartoon or something.

Hm. Maybe you can try them on for a second? Just to see how they look on you?

[naughty_nurse]

Okay!

...

C-can, you, um, turn around...?

[literalidiotball]

Oh, sure. One sec.

[He turns around and closes his optic.]

Tell me when you're ready.

[naughty_nurse]

[Shuffle shuffle. After a few minutes...]

O-Okay, you can turn around now.

[The costume fits her perfectly - magic closets! - with the outfit itself resembling something akin to this.]

[literalidiotball]

[Wheatley spins around.]

Oooh, Aw, that's cute! Not sure what it's supposed to be, but it's cute!

[Wheatley kind of thinks it looks like an insect, but if he didn't like being called a bowling ball, why would she like being called a bug?]

[naughty_nurse]

[Eh, she's been called worse.]

Um... I think the character is a shy girl, with water powers... or something.

[literalidiotball]

[Wheatley looks the outfit over.]

Oh. Uh... I thought she was supposed to have plant powers. 'Coz of the green?

No offense really, but it probably make more sense if it was blue.

[naughty_nurse]

I-I don't really get it either, but... it made Alphys really happy when I wore it. A bunch of us dressed up, and took pictures... It was one of the happiest days of my life.

[literalidiotball]

Aaaah... That sounded like loads of fun! Glad you and Alphys enjoyed it!

[Even though Wheatley missed it.]

... So. New outfits... Uh.

Maybe we can sk the closet for a fashion magazine?