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entranceway2012-03-23 01:29 am
urnewkingbitch) wrote in entranceway2012-03-23 01:29 am
[Video/Text] 19th Time Loop
[Okay, so, Dave's comm thing goes off the moment he goes over to his closet. The scratching near the speaker indicates that it was probably Zelda the baby crocodile's fault. Anyway, Dave opens the door to his closet, not really expecting anything.
Suddenly.
It's like that one scene from Aladdin where Jasmine RELEASES THE BIRDS as a closet full of parakeets SWARM him.
Miraculously, Dave's expression hasn't changed. Some of the parakeets are roosting on his head and shoulders, while the others make themselves at home everywhere else in his room. He glances over, notices the comm is on, and that Zelda is near it.]
Zel, they're not food, so don't get any ideas.
[He walks over, and turns off the comm device's video.]
well that was exciting
shit i didnt think the closet would fucking spew these feathery assholes at me all of a sudden
the hell did i do to deserve this
fuck
how do you take care of parakeets
[Private to John Egbert]
oh yeah before i forget
we need to have a chit chat powwow huddle talk whatever the fuck
meet in your room or if youve got a better spot when im sure that zelda wont make a snack out of the birds while im gone
[About five seconds later....]
no im not breaking up with you so dont have a heart attack
Suddenly.
It's like that one scene from Aladdin where Jasmine RELEASES THE BIRDS as a closet full of parakeets SWARM him.
Miraculously, Dave's expression hasn't changed. Some of the parakeets are roosting on his head and shoulders, while the others make themselves at home everywhere else in his room. He glances over, notices the comm is on, and that Zelda is near it.]
Zel, they're not food, so don't get any ideas.
[He walks over, and turns off the comm device's video.]
well that was exciting
shit i didnt think the closet would fucking spew these feathery assholes at me all of a sudden
the hell did i do to deserve this
fuck
how do you take care of parakeets
[Private to John Egbert]
oh yeah before i forget
we need to have a chit chat powwow huddle talk whatever the fuck
meet in your room or if youve got a better spot when im sure that zelda wont make a snack out of the birds while im gone
[About five seconds later....]
no im not breaking up with you so dont have a heart attack
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