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[ While he's known for being pretty quick to assess a situation and pick up on what's going on, there hasn't hardly been time for that before Robin John Blake is addressing the network, a rather uneasy expression wrinkling his forehead, his whole being scrunched up while he tries to get used to using a video function that is nowhere near standard in his time and place. ]

Uh... Know this is gonna sound kinda weird, but— [ Believe it or not, John Blake, there isn't much you could say that the denizen of Wonderland would consider weird, but you go ahead and give it a try, buddy. ] Well... don't s'pose I'm dreamin', am I?

[ It feels like a good guess because he doesn't remember traveling, and he certainly doesn't remember leaving home, and since the last thing he'd done was attend a funeral, it could be a strange coincidence, a fabrication of his mind that's now semi-lucid, sitting here telling him how what he sees and feels can't be what's actually happening. People don't just appear in storybooks (and even if he did, it wouldn't be this celebrated tale). ]

Barrin' that, think I might be dead... [ It's mumbled in an off-hand way, as if maybe he's already considered it, but decided not to lead with that theory. Audible to the rest, even if he's quick to move on from saying it. ] But on the off chance I'm not either of those things, think someone could help me out figurin' what's goin' on here?

[ He likes to think a uniform would have added something to this request, but having just given up his badge for good, all he can do is address everyone as a regular guy — definitely not his first choice, since it usually does him no favors.

He looks like he's done, about to end the transmission, when something else occurs to him. ] —in person, if possible. Not really— Not really much of a fan of these things, not if I can help it.

[ He can't, not here, but he'll at least be content to try for a while. With luck, it won't even matter when he wakes up from all of this... ]

Be— [ A gesture over his shoulder. ] Gonna be outside for a while — out front. So... yeah.

[[ OOC: Video, audio, or action perfectly okay, just note. Will also match style. For starters, send a PM to this account or hit me up @ blakeroo on plurk. :) ]]

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[ She stands there as she watches him do jazz hands, and then continues to stand there and stare at him.

Her eyes raise to meet his. ]

Really?

Really.

[ As in, he really hasn't had the grand tour and this is your opportunity to change that, Sharon Carter. You've won the worst lottery in the entirety of Wonderland this day. ]

Unless you'd rather gimme a tour of my alleged last appearance instead.

[ He's not asking for proof, but he's... kind of asking for proof. ]

[ She's just about to grudgingly show him around when he mentions his "alleged" last appearance, and she ends up looking at him - with a hint of glower - instead. He doesn't believe her?

Why the fuck would she lie about this?

Crossing her arms, she tries to reign in the slight surge in her temper. She did tease him about the possibility of them being in a romantic relationship, and it isn't as if she hasn't lied to other people here. His suspicion isn't without merit.

It's just annoying.

Just like he's annoying. ]

What tour of your alleged last stay here can I give you? [ She could give him his notes, if they weren't missing. As it is, she hopes he doesn't ask to see any past notes he might have left behind. "Mirrors stole them" will likely go over as well, "My dog ate them." ]

The information I have on you not enough? The fact that other people will respond to your network post, also recognizing you not enough?

[ Typical cop. All this evidence that she's telling the truth, and he still can't see it. ]

[ Fff. Typical government agent. As soon as he asks her to pony up something tangible, she goes huffing and puffing and acting like he's stepped over a line.

Jaw tighter than it should be, he watches as she goes from unimpressed to peeved, and for a second he almost congratulates himself for managing it. If she's been helpful, it's only been at his expense, and he's not quite a sore loser, but maybe pretty darn close.

He ticks some examples off on his fingers. ]

Information that's wrong, misinformed, or would be easily accessible if we happened to come from the same place. And the words of strangers — people I've never put my eyes on before.

What evidence is that? Honestly, I wanna know. You act like it makes some kinda sense to just believe all this, but I'm not that kinda guy. Gimme somethin' concrete, not a buncha public information and wild predictions.

[ She sighs loudly, irritated and unable to hide it. She doesn't look at him as she pulls out her communicator and starts poking at it. ] I forgot how fucking annoying you can be.

[ She extends the comm to him. ]

There. Messages from the last time you were here. Read through it yourself and tell me if that's evidence. Your own words, your own face.

[ And she isn't wrong. She knows him well enough to know that he's lying to her. He is Batman. The lying asshole. ]

[ Annoying. Right. It's not the first time he's been called that, but if it's annoying to ask for details, then he's fine with it.

He takes the comm and eyes her warily for too long before he starts concentrating on what Sharon's offered to him. There's a list — so much to choose from — and the one he picks happens to be a question and answer session.

It plays like a movie in front of his eyes, otherworldly in that sort of Pod People way. Almost immediately, he shoves the device back toward Carter, clearly disturbed. ]

Okay, yeah, fine — I believe you...

[ That was fast. But at this point, John's willing to say anything to end his instant exposure to this unknown past. ]

[ She crosses her arms, waiting for him to look over the entries. She knows he was more active on the network than the posts that are listed, probably responded to others, was here long enough to have personal attachments and people who would have privately contacted him. But she would have to go through all the entries to find them, and she doesn't think he's enough of a threat where she would track down his comments. He may annoy the shit out of her, but he's always seemed to have the residents' best interests at heart. He investigates, he's calm under pressure...

And then he shoves the communicator back at her, and she fumbles a little to take it back so soon.

Her eyes fly to his face. To say he doesn't look well is an understatement, and her eyes fall back to her communicator. She drops it in a pocket. ]

The Rabbit Hole Diner has the best burgers. And they have milk shakes. Want to check it out? [ Maybe food will help him feel better. If not, at least she'll get something to eat. ]

[ John thinks this might be what if feels like to find out he'd been impersonated, except unlike most people, he can apparently face this right on. And it's too uncanny, too much like a mirror for him to want to keep looking on. What if he doesn't like what he sees? What if that person is utterly unrecognizable to him?

He pushes a hand through his hair and eyes Carter, somewhat haunted by the image of himself. ]

Ah, that's— [ Grasping for words, he shakes his head. ] Um, raincheck? I'm not— not feelin' all that hungry... And there's apparently a lot to do, so—

[ She looks at him in concern. He's been in Wonderland before. He's already gotten used to it... He can't be that freaked out.

And he'd asked for proof, damn it. ]

Uh... Sure. Raincheck. I'll... head back inside. You've probably got other people to meet up with... So... I'll see you around.

[ She turns back to the mansion and shoves her hands in her pockets awkwardly. When she nods good-bye, she gives him another look-over. He'll be fine until someone else comes. He isn't too shaken.

But she might hang out in the foyer for a while, just to be safe. ]

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