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[sassylupus]

I appreciate a good day at the beach, but asking my permission would have been polite.

[ He doesn't trust this video feature or voice feature. Texting is irritating and exhausting, but better than risking someone seeing him. He'd rather not have his face plastered all over the place. Especially if he runs into someone he knows. Anonymous is much safer. ]

Kidnapping a man is rude enough, but not bothering to stick around to talk to them after the act? Just awful. Who taught you manners? A wild animal? I retract that statement. A wild animal has more honor than you apparently do.

[ He's so huffy. His fingers keep sliding over the keys. He doesn't appreciate being dropped in the ocean, Wonderland. It's just rude and childish. ]

If anyone out there has any sort of information that they'd be willing to share with a man I'd be ever so grateful.

( ooc: Slightly forward dated to the day after the Event. Peter sings, but not letting him sing is funnier. )

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[widows_kiss]

Wonderland is not very good at being polite, unfortunately for the rest of us.

[Natasha's still new here herself, but she picks up information fast and she's been looking to acquaint herself with as many of the residents around here as possible. Contacts are useful.]

If you can see the house from where you are, head there. That's where you'll find most of us. I think just about everyone got a rude awakening in one form or another. There are pamphlets with information and everyone is fairly open about answering any questions you might have. Even if half the answers are still 'I don't know'.

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[sassylupus]

I'm assuming their guest assessment scores would be quite low. This greeting has been--sandy.

[ He's going to have to use those closets he's been informed of. New clothes are definitely in order. Probably new clothes as well. ]

I'm on my way there. I'm going to have to invest in new clothing due to the unpleasant circumstances of my arrival. I hear this place has dynamite closets.

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[widows_kiss]

They have conveniently forgotten to leave out survey cards, I'm afraid. You're welcome to take it up with management, if you can find them.

You hear right. Just... try not to think that around the closet or you may find yourself with actual dynamite.

[sassylupus]

Probably afraid we'll just write "you suck" on them. I know I would be.

[ Interesting. You can get weapons. ]

Would dynamite be a bad thing here?

[widows_kiss]

Succinct and to the point, if a little juvenile. I like it.

[Guess what the first thing she wished for was? Yes, you can wish for weapons. And quite a handy array as well.]

Possibly not, but I think there are safer things to wish for that are less likely to blow you up with them.

[sassylupus]

Juvenile isn't always a bad thing. Sometimes it just helps get that pesky point across.

[ He'll be looking for a way to make his stay here a little safer and profitable. ]

True. I hear a machete is nice.

[widows_kiss]

I agree. And sometimes it's the only choice.

[Especially when dealing with people who are always juvenile themselves.]

Decent, if you're comfortable with the range.

[sassylupus]

I'm so glad you agree.

[ He spends most of his time around teenagers unfortunately. If only Derek had actually recruited adults. Instead he went after teenagers with no self esteem and massive chips on their shoulders. And he wondered why they all fell out of line. ]

I feel like sharp things make more of a point.

[ Like claws. ]

[widows_kiss]

I suppose they do, if you can get close enough to make your point before something like a bullet between the eyes makes your opponent's point first.

[Personally, she's fairly comfortable with both.]

[sassylupus]

I find that I'm exceptionally fast on my feet.

[ He may not be at one hundred percent yet, but he can take the average human. Couldn't take the weird mutant twins though. Not without a little help. They were just freaks of nature though. ]

I get to the point very quickly.

[widows_kiss]

Fast enough to outmaneuver a bullet?

[Congratulations, you've officially piqued her interest.]