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If I'm going to be here again, I'd really appreciate everything back where it was before. I distinctly remember a naked Will Graham in my bed then that appears to be missing. If anyone can point him back to my bed in his previous state of undress, I'd really like that.

Should Will Graham be unavailable, I'll take a Doctor, Ianto or anyone with a good resume`. Please see Captain Jack Harkness, room 69 on the first floor to submit.

Well, hello again, Wonderland. While it seems some of our pig invasion has abated, can anyone explain why the mansion smells like wet dog and there's dog hair everywhere? Always thought I'd like a dog, but never managed to find the time for one. Now a pteranodon was another matter altogether, although I blame her love for barbecue sauce and dark chocolate solely on the Welsh.

For those of you I haven't met, I'm Captain Jack Harkness. Good to meet you all. I expect we'll see each other around sooner or later.

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[Sam just stares when he sees that face and hears those names. he was pretty sure that all the actors had been eaten by the undead (it was a safe assumption these days), but this was more than that.]

Oh my god, you're Jack Harkness.

[He was probably breaking some fundamental multi-universal prime directive here wasn't he?]</small.

[It's a little like watching a peacock preen when Sam calls him by name and with what Jack takes to be recognition. His eyes take this new ~~victim~~ friend in with open curiosity.]

That's Captain Jack Harkness.

[He earned that title if you ask him. Pet that ego. Come on. Dare you.]

Take it you've heard of me?

[Sam is completely delighted with this.]

Oh man, sorry. Yes. Yeah, I've heard of you. I mean... uh...

[What the hell did you say to such an awesome guy? Oh god, he must sound like an idiot.]

[While Jack has seen this reaction before, he's not sure of what's causing it. Peacock that he is, Jack really doesn't need to know. The fact it exists delights him.]

Heard of me? Where from?

[Okay, maybe he's a little curious. That smile stays as charming as ever but his eyes grow a shade too interested.]

[Oh, oh hell. Sam looks like a deer caught in the headlights. You can't just tell someone that they were a character on a TV show?]

Uh... I visited Cardiff once?

Really? Great place to visit.

[Makes sense to Jack. They were always in and out of the tourist office. Ianto could have told him who he was or Jack could have introduced himself to the young man.]

[He thinks. Placing an age is hard with this one, but he'd call it around twenty or so.]

And who might you be? [Said with a mild leer that can't be good.]

Yeah. It was nice.

[He knows nothing about Cardiff. Hopefully he won't be asked for proof.

He gives a small smile in response. He's used to Simon leering although this leer is a bit more intense.]

I'm Sam Yao.

[Sam's lucky this time. Jack isn't going to ask, but that knowledge is stored away. There's a good chance he'll put the question to Sam at a later date if the boy proves interesting. Jack is a lot like a shark, swimming in a circle before going back to attack.]

Good to meet you, Sam. What brings a nice person like you to a place like Wonderland?

Uh... forces outside my control? [Who knows why they're here?] Maybe they took pity on me and dragged me away from the hordes of the rotting undead.

Undead? Zombie or other?

[These are important facts to Jack. He's been to places.]

Zombies. Lots and lots of zombies.

[He's got to stop and think about that one. The sad part is that he's interested instead of horrified.]

Chemical, viral or natural?

[The shock and horror get to Sam more than acceptance does these days. It's just so much a part of life these days and he has bigger things to worry about.]

Viral. The Grey Plague. ZN1 the governments called it, back when we still had those. One-hundred percent fatality rate. Well, almost.

Ah. One of those worlds.

[Yeah. Less said about those the better. Jack has spent time on a few places where running from undead, vampires, demons, and everything is between was a way a life or done for television shows.]

You might be one of the few that Wonderland is better for than worse.

Yeah, probably. The movies and video games just don't capture the full awfulness of it. Or how hard it actually is to smash in a zombie skull with a baseball bat.

[Or how boring it got sometimes.]

Or the adrenaline letdown waiting times.

[Those were the worst for Jack the few times he'd been on those places or in any combat situation. While his hands were busy and mind engaged, he could go forever. It was when it all ended and got quiet that he couldn't handle it.]

Well, welcome to Wonderland then. Land of puppies and piglets. Who knows what's coming next.

Those are the worst. And the waiting. The waiting is awful.

[Watching the army of zombies approaching, knowing there was nothing that he could do.]

Adorable kittens and a camera to take pictures of them?

I hope not. I like a little excitement in my life that doesn't include the kitchen relocating itself everyday.

[With a clear lack of people to charm, Jack is beginning to experience boredom. This can't be good for anyone.]

Anyway, welcome to Wonderland, kid. Don't look too long in the mirrors or leave Jabberwocky treats around. You should be good then.

I could do with a bit of boredome after everything back home honestly.

[Peace and quiet would be lovely. No zombies. No Van Ark. No rocket launchers.]

The... what about the mirrors? And hey, it's already better than home.

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