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entranceway2015-12-16 10:08 am
narcissistictendencies) wrote in entranceway2015-12-16 10:08 am
⎊ [Video] An' the Gobbel-uns 'll git ya ef you don't watch out!
[The video opens at an odd angle high in the room workshop of one Tony Stark. It's cocked at an angle and seems to be moving quickly as Tony lunges for the phone. His fingers fall short as it's jerked out of his reach.]
Give--! [Suddenly the video feed is shaken violently, showing everywhere from his ceiling to the floor in jerky motions as whatever has it scrambles and dances out of reach.] --that back! How did you even get in here?! That's--!
[The video cut out with a small explosion.
When the video is active again, Tony is back in possession of his phone and he looks like he might have just shimmied down a chimney, covered in black smears. The room around him doesn't look much better and in the background the floor can be seen littered with damaged and destroyed tech.]
Anyone have a suggestion on keeping these little menaces-- [He pans the camera around to two goblins who have managed to get themselves glued to Tony's chair, likely with Tony's help, of course] --out of my room? Somehow they managed to bypass my security system. My security system! I don't know what these clumsy little monsters are, but they're destroying everything! Yes, this is an SOS from the one-and-only Tony Stark. I admit it. I actually might need someone else's help. There, I said it.
Give--! [Suddenly the video feed is shaken violently, showing everywhere from his ceiling to the floor in jerky motions as whatever has it scrambles and dances out of reach.] --that back! How did you even get in here?! That's--!
[The video cut out with a small explosion.
When the video is active again, Tony is back in possession of his phone and he looks like he might have just shimmied down a chimney, covered in black smears. The room around him doesn't look much better and in the background the floor can be seen littered with damaged and destroyed tech.]
Anyone have a suggestion on keeping these little menaces-- [He pans the camera around to two goblins who have managed to get themselves glued to Tony's chair, likely with Tony's help, of course] --out of my room? Somehow they managed to bypass my security system. My security system! I don't know what these clumsy little monsters are, but they're destroying everything! Yes, this is an SOS from the one-and-only Tony Stark. I admit it. I actually might need someone else's help. There, I said it.
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are those literal goblins
i'd slow clap
but i'm too busy laughing this is beautiful
best christmas present ever
idk arent you supposed to spill salt or something and they have to count it
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Yeah. Ha-ha. Laugh it up. Maybe I'll send them your way.
I'm not up on my fae lore. Could be? But tricking them into glueing themselves to my chair worked just as well.
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new arrival etc etc
wow are they actually that stupid
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Yes. They are. I'm not even going to sugarcoat that one. I get more intelligent reactions out of my tie.
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i wasn't gonna offer or anything
what are you even doing
who has a security system are you like secret service
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I'm a mechanic who has visits from an assassin who thinks it's funny to crack my security. That's all you need to know.
Unless the name Iron Man means anything to you.
Probably not. I hate being unknown. It sucks.
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your in some deep shit buddy
goblins assassins and iron men oh my
nope sorry
doesn't mean a thing
your not literally made of iron right
[JUST SAYING there's some weird shit here.]
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Neither is the
You know what?
It's a misleading name.
The suit is a gold-titanium alloy, but the press came up with the name Iron Man and I thought it sounded catchy so it stuck. And why am I defending myself here? I don't even know you.
And I'm retired so it's a moot point.
[Except he's still failing at this retirement thing. Shh, he refuses to admit defeat before Romanov does.]
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maybe i'm the vengeful kid of some person you horribly maimed in your fancy shmancy suit
ever think of that
yeah you seem real retired hot stuff
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No. Unless you're the brat of a supervillain, I have my doubts.
[The possibility is actually higher than Tony would like to admit so he won't admit it. Defensive is always how he rolls.]
And wow, really? Did you really just go there? I'm getting too old for the superhero gig and I have a beautiful woman at home who likes to shriek at me when I almost die, so yeah. Retired.
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ever think of that hmm
pfft "kid" sure buddy
i'd show you my face but my videos fucked up
you know how it is
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Never asked to see it. But you called yourself a kid first, brat.
If you really managed to break it, I can fix it. That's kinda what I do. Fix things. I also have a pretty high track record for creating murderous psychopaths by accident, so there's a disclaimer you'll need to sign first.
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kid like
you know
son or whatever
[l o l fitting given Alex's own M.O.]
i didn't break it
it's just like that
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After a good thirty seconds of that digital cacophony, the feed snaps off.]