narcissistictendencies: (What the hell?)
Anthony "Tony" Stark ([personal profile] narcissistictendencies) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2015-12-16 10:08 am

⎊ [Video] An' the Gobbel-uns 'll git ya ef you don't watch out!

[The video opens at an odd angle high in the room workshop of one Tony Stark. It's cocked at an angle and seems to be moving quickly as Tony lunges for the phone. His fingers fall short as it's jerked out of his reach.]

Give--! [Suddenly the video feed is shaken violently, showing everywhere from his ceiling to the floor in jerky motions as whatever has it scrambles and dances out of reach.] --that back! How did you even get in here?! That's--!

[The video cut out with a small explosion.

When the video is active again, Tony is back in possession of his phone and he looks like he might have just shimmied down a chimney, covered in black smears. The room around him doesn't look much better and in the background the floor can be seen littered with damaged and destroyed tech.]

Anyone have a suggestion on keeping these little menaces-- [He pans the camera around to two goblins who have managed to get themselves glued to Tony's chair, likely with Tony's help, of course] --out of my room? Somehow they managed to bypass my security system. My security system! I don't know what these clumsy little monsters are, but they're destroying everything! Yes, this is an SOS from the one-and-only Tony Stark. I admit it. I actually might need someone else's help. There, I said it.
rosswood: (tell him we're shooting a student film)


[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-17 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
holy shit dude
are those literal goblins
i'd slow clap
but i'm too busy laughing this is beautiful
best christmas present ever

idk arent you supposed to spill salt or something and they have to count it
rosswood: (your editing lacks continuity)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-17 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
you could but i don't have anything for them to mess with
new arrival etc etc

wow are they actually that stupid
rosswood: most of them could tell you their favorite radiohead song (if you lined up every white person)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-17 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
ok well looks like you don't need any help
i wasn't gonna offer or anything
what are you even doing
who has a security system are you like secret service
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-25 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
an assassin
your in some deep shit buddy
goblins assassins and iron men oh my

nope sorry
doesn't mean a thing
your not literally made of iron right

[JUST SAYING there's some weird shit here.]
rosswood: (that's not tomato juice)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-25 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
how do you know
maybe i'm the vengeful kid of some person you horribly maimed in your fancy shmancy suit
ever think of that

yeah you seem real retired hot stuff
rosswood: (all they'd find would be teeth)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-25 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe you were the villain all along
ever think of that hmm

pfft "kid" sure buddy
i'd show you my face but my videos fucked up
you know how it is
rosswood: (what'd you shoot this with a potato)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-25 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
not kid like kid
kid like
you know
son or whatever

[l o l fitting given Alex's own M.O.]

i didn't break it
it's just like that
rosswood: (that's not tomato juice)

[personal profile] rosswood 2015-12-25 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[To demonstrate, a video feed clicks on a minute later. A man in his very early twenties might be barely visible through the bars of static, his mouth moving as if to say something. Anything audible is immediately swallowed by a high-pitched, horribly distorted tone.

After a good thirty seconds of that digital cacophony, the feed snaps off.]