Second Consensus (Video)

[forwearemany]

(This time, when the video on Legion's device is activated, it's done so deliberately, to reveal a Geth hand holding... a tiny lop eared rabbit. After a moment, the hand moves away, to be replace by Legion's face, staring into the camera. They chatter awkwardly for a moment.)

I had been informed that the closets were capable of producing live animals. As I found these reports highly improbable, I decided to test this.

Reports verified: The closets are capable of producing live animals.

(They chatter awkwardly again.)

...I am unfamiliar with the proper procedure for caring for Earth based organic lifeforms.

Comments

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[allaboutme]

Don't most people frown on testing on animals?

(Video)

[forwearemany]

This Rabbit is not for experimentation. I was testing the closets.

[allaboutme]

Isn't 'experiment' and 'test' basically the same thing?

[forwearemany]

The Rabbit is not the subject of our test. It is merely a result.

[allaboutme]

Well, what are you doing with it?

[forwearemany]

(They had not considered that before they attempted this, due to difficulty accepting the possibility that it would work, however it does not take them long to decide.)


We will care for it.

[allaboutme]

Maybe you should try asking the closet for a cage next.

[forwearemany]

Affirmative. We will seek adequate containment.

[allaboutme]

And it's going to smell.

[forwearemany]

I do not possess an olfactory sensor.

[allaboutme]

Maybe not, but your neighbors do. Don't be that guy.

[forwearemany]

...Acknowledged. We will keep it clean.

[allaboutme]

Glad to hear it. You might want to name it, too.

[forwearemany]

Its designation is Steven.

[allaboutme]

Why Steven?

[forwearemany]

It was suggested to us.

We found it appropriate. It is a Human name. Rabbits originated on Earth.

[allaboutme]

And where did you originate? Some nerd's basement?

[forwearemany]

This platform was constructed on a space station orbiting the planet Rannoch.

[allaboutme]

Rannoch. Cool. [ said ever-oh-so-flatly because ugh space is boring and that still sounds like nerd stuff. ] Well, have fun with your little pet or whatever...

[forwearemany]

Acknowledged.