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entranceway2017-01-02 11:04 am
bigbad) wrote in entranceway2017-01-02 11:04 am
Entry tags:
- a song of ice and fire: daenerys targary,
- btvs: angel,
- btvs: cordelia chase,
- btvs: faith lehane,
- btvs: spike,
- marvel: daisy johnson (skye),
- off: sucre,
- once upon a time: zelena,
- stranger things: eleven,
- the vampire diaries: camille o'connell,
- the vampire diaries: caroline forbes,
- the vampire diaries: damon salvatore,
- the vampire diaries: elena gilbert,
- the vampire diaries: klaus mikaelson,
- vampire academy: rose hathaway,
- zombies run: sam yao
video } regrets I've had a few but then again too few to mention
[Canny viewers might recognize the room Spike's sitting in as the office of Angel's Investigation. Spike is, in fact, sitting on a desk, boots banging against the side as he smirks into the cameras.]
Hey, mates. Thought I ought to let you know that Angel's Investigation is under new management. [He jabs a thumb towards himself.] Sure, Angel's all right as a leader, but some people want a bit more brains and a bit less forehead, know what I mean?
[Has anyone agreed to this change in staff? No. Does anyone from Angel's team even know he's here, in Wonderland? Absolutely not. Is that going to stop Spike? Not for a second. It'll make Angel mad, and that's hilarious.]
So come on over for all your mystery solving needs. We take beer and smokes as payment. One thing's sure: with me in charge it'll be a lot more fun getting your mysteries solved. Cheers!
[He salutes and disconnects.]
Hey, mates. Thought I ought to let you know that Angel's Investigation is under new management. [He jabs a thumb towards himself.] Sure, Angel's all right as a leader, but some people want a bit more brains and a bit less forehead, know what I mean?
[Has anyone agreed to this change in staff? No. Does anyone from Angel's team even know he's here, in Wonderland? Absolutely not. Is that going to stop Spike? Not for a second. It'll make Angel mad, and that's hilarious.]
So come on over for all your mystery solving needs. We take beer and smokes as payment. One thing's sure: with me in charge it'll be a lot more fun getting your mysteries solved. Cheers!
[He salutes and disconnects.]
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[No, there's nothing he has that needs investigating, but he recognises a certain sense of humour when shared and he has another important thing to share.
Given measure of important, anyway.
So he leans forward (his bruises visible but more and more faded), looking ever so serious.]
Does that mean I can interest you in the logo redesign?
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Oh, definitely. Still not sure why he chose a bloody lobster. Maybe cause he's always so crabby.
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[In summary, he sends a picture along:
What's to say?]
You are welcome.
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...hold on a tic.
[He rushes off because he is definitely printing that out and taping it to the door.]
All right, new logo's installed. Thanks, mate. You can have a share of our first beer payment.
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[He can lean back and relax now. Important things have been taken care of, his genius finally recognised.]
The girl the other day was less receptive.
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[Her similarly tiny friend is a reliable source.]
Someone called Cordelia, not so easily amused.
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[Faith told him all about Dipper. And he might look like a little girl, but Faith has no reason to lie to him.]
The cheerleader, yeah. Not easily amused is right. I don't think she likes me much.
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[He's pretty damn sure that it's Dustin's Eleven, but he's not that interested in discussing the gender and actual identity of children he doesn't even personally know. Something vaguely creepy about it.]
Don't think I made a good impression either, criticising logo design. I'm just not the cheerleader type.
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[He was evil then too?]
Now you're not evil?
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As long as you're not one of the whiny ones.
[Look, he's in Wonderland, he's met a talking bird, vampires aren't going to faze him much at this point. Not as if he hasn't dealt with strange things even before coming here.]
If a soul is all it takes to make someone good, I've met a lot of people who must have gotten rid of theirs.
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[He shrugs a shoulder.]
Anyway, I try not to dwell.
[Not around other people anyway.]
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[The not dwelling, that is.]
Although I hear it sells books, if you ever feel the urge.
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[He'll believe it.]
Want to solve the mystery of why it's less pathetic for two to drink in a bar than alone?
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[It's all free.]
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[It's all free.]
It's your lucky day.
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