bigbad: (so much clearer)
Spike | Buffy the Vampire Slayer ([personal profile] bigbad) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2017-01-02 11:04 am

video } regrets I've had a few but then again too few to mention

[Canny viewers might recognize the room Spike's sitting in as the office of Angel's Investigation. Spike is, in fact, sitting on a desk, boots banging against the side as he smirks into the cameras.]

Hey, mates. Thought I ought to let you know that Angel's Investigation is under new management. [He jabs a thumb towards himself.] Sure, Angel's all right as a leader, but some people want a bit more brains and a bit less forehead, know what I mean?

[Has anyone agreed to this change in staff? No. Does anyone from Angel's team even know he's here, in Wonderland? Absolutely not. Is that going to stop Spike? Not for a second. It'll make Angel mad, and that's hilarious.]

So come on over for all your mystery solving needs. We take beer and smokes as payment. One thing's sure: with me in charge it'll be a lot more fun getting your mysteries solved. Cheers!

[He salutes and disconnects.]
catchacold: :| (like money)


[personal profile] catchacold 2017-01-02 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)

[No, there's nothing he has that needs investigating, but he recognises a certain sense of humour when shared and he has another important thing to share.

Given measure of important, anyway.

So he leans forward (his bruises visible but more and more faded), looking ever so serious.]

Does that mean I can interest you in the logo redesign?
Edited 2017-01-02 19:29 (UTC)
catchacold: :) (cold line)


[personal profile] catchacold 2017-01-02 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
See, I thought it looked like a grumpy old man when I squint. So...

[In summary, he sends a picture along:

What's to say?]

You are welcome.
catchacold: :) (e8zJdcv)


[personal profile] catchacold 2017-01-02 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Pleasure doing business with you.

[He can lean back and relax now. Important things have been taken care of, his genius finally recognised.]

The girl the other day was less receptive.
catchacold: :| (let the sunshine in)


[personal profile] catchacold 2017-01-03 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. Though I've heard from a reliable source that she's badass.

[Her similarly tiny friend is a reliable source.]

Someone called Cordelia, not so easily amused.
catchacold: :| (forecast)


[personal profile] catchacold 2017-01-03 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)

[He's pretty damn sure that it's Dustin's Eleven, but he's not that interested in discussing the gender and actual identity of children he doesn't even personally know. Something vaguely creepy about it.]

Don't think I made a good impression either, criticising logo design. I'm just not the cheerleader type.
catchacold: :) (it's a smirk)


[personal profile] catchacold 2017-01-04 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I've done that to multiple people who ended up here...

[He was evil then too?]

Now you're not evil?
catchacold: :| (ice one)


[personal profile] catchacold 2017-01-04 12:55 am (UTC)(link)

As long as you're not one of the whiny ones.

[Look, he's in Wonderland, he's met a talking bird, vampires aren't going to faze him much at this point. Not as if he hasn't dealt with strange things even before coming here.]

If a soul is all it takes to make someone good, I've met a lot of people who must have gotten rid of theirs.
catchacold: :| (lying down)


[personal profile] catchacold 2017-01-11 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Smart move.

[The not dwelling, that is.]

Although I hear it sells books, if you ever feel the urge.
catchacold: :| (forecast)


[personal profile] catchacold 2017-01-17 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
So you say. Solving mysteries and all.

[He'll believe it.]

Want to solve the mystery of why it's less pathetic for two to drink in a bar than alone?
catchacold: :) (valuable input)


[personal profile] catchacold 2017-01-20 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure. I'm generous that way.

[It's all free.]

It's your lucky day.