Mick Rory (
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Right, here's the thing - I need a nerd. A geek. A smart guy. Or girl, whatever. I ain't overly picky.
[He shrugs his shoulders, casual as anything, taking a long sip of his beer. Sara may have told him this was not the best method to catch himself a genius but given the chance of there being some hanging around this joint, he thinks it's the perfect way. When in doubt, post an ad.]
This guy I know got brainwashed into being the king of dicks and I'm getting kind of sick of his shit so I need someone who'd be able to do some sci-fi sciencey stuff on his head. I have a vague idea how to do it but I just can't remember the details. [He's pretty much forgotten how they originally did it back home but he can unhelpfully offer vague information and a beer while you work. A+ service.]
All the 'smart' ones I know are annoyingly the biggest idiots around, I'm looking for someone less inclined to be stupid as hell. Help me out and maybe I'll help you out. Though my skills are limited to burning and breaking stuff.
[At least he knows his strengths? If you want a bonfire, ka-ching.]
I know a good looking chick if that sweetens the deal. Ain't saying she's gonna touch you but you can admire from afar. Really far. I also know some easy dudes if that's your thing. [Hey, whatever fixes this mess.]
[He shrugs his shoulders, casual as anything, taking a long sip of his beer. Sara may have told him this was not the best method to catch himself a genius but given the chance of there being some hanging around this joint, he thinks it's the perfect way. When in doubt, post an ad.]
This guy I know got brainwashed into being the king of dicks and I'm getting kind of sick of his shit so I need someone who'd be able to do some sci-fi sciencey stuff on his head. I have a vague idea how to do it but I just can't remember the details. [He's pretty much forgotten how they originally did it back home but he can unhelpfully offer vague information and a beer while you work. A+ service.]
All the 'smart' ones I know are annoyingly the biggest idiots around, I'm looking for someone less inclined to be stupid as hell. Help me out and maybe I'll help you out. Though my skills are limited to burning and breaking stuff.
[At least he knows his strengths? If you want a bonfire, ka-ching.]
I know a good looking chick if that sweetens the deal. Ain't saying she's gonna touch you but you can admire from afar. Really far. I also know some easy dudes if that's your thing. [Hey, whatever fixes this mess.]
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Mick, oh my god, shut up. This is difficult enough without commentary!
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[Sara was into it, Mick could tell. He had studied Sara and her interests for a while now, he had a good read on them. And now for the bro advise:] Though it wouldn't hurt to let the gals out, you know? Pop the top buttons, maybe sorta lean forward.
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Let the-- [ she scowls. ] Mick!! I am not unbuttoning my shirt! And not just because that wouldn't actually help. [ boo, tiny boobs. ]
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[No, you are never living that down and he will continue to use it out of context.] I didn't say unbutton, just the top two. Just trust me, it's real classy and you don't even have to have big tits for it to work if you lean forward. [He pauses.] Not that yours ain't big but-- [He stops himself. No, do not talk about random girls breasts to her. Leonard already gave you this lecture, Mick!] Whatever. Just work it.
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[ she hates that she's never going to live that down. ]
And I'm surprised you even know what classy is, honestly.
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[He smirks at her but he mercifully let's the teasing die there.]
I know classy. I can be classy. I once wore a blazer.
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[ it will be embarrassing but she's gonna do it, dammit. ]
Wow. I'm so impressed.
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[And Leonard is still trying to explain why he's wrong for trying to suggest they invest more time in trying to find a good whore to hang out with. For special occasions.]
I know, right? Told you, classy. I've even watched porn in the missionary, top half covered. If that ain't classy, I dunno what is.
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I could write classy porn.
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[ she opens her mouth to say more. pauses. then cocks an eyebrow and grins. ]
Yeah? I'd like to see you try.
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You asked for it]
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not because it was beautiful, but because it made her laugh so much she almost got a hernia. ]
Mick, that is more than I ever wanted to know about your penis. But your inability to understand women amazes me.
And, for the record, I'm pansexual.
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[Just saying.]
Ah, you have the same bullshit as Snart. Gotcha.
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[Except the whole 'dead best friend' issue but let's not go into that one.]
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