Video - Backdated to 10/27

[charlastan]

[Stan thinks he's so clever. He's cocky enough that he comes on the network and laughs.]

Ha! This place thinks it can trip me up with some truth-telling nonsense. These things ain't that hard to get around - all you gotta do is say something that's technically true and you can get away with whatever you want! Like that time my great niece shoved truth teeth in my mouth while I was sleeping and I purposefully blurted out uncomfortable and disgusting things to make sure my niblings wouldn't want to actually ask me any questions!

[You could hear a pin drop in the moment after that sentence.]

...Wait. That's not what I wanted to-- oh, goddamn it!

[He didn't really want to cuss either, but the event is making him say exactly what he means, so he scrambles to shut the camera off immediately.]

Comments

[mviw]

So, tell me Stanley... [The smile that spreads across Ford's face is absolutely devilish.]

I have an inkling you have a soft spot for small fuzzy animals. Is that right? Little animals with small paws? And tiny noses too?

[charlastan]

[SIGH. He should have seen this coming.]

Yeah, yeah...not like anyone else is gonna look after 'em by the time I come across 'em, so sure. They're pretty cute. Ugh, do you have to do this?! Seriously?!

[mviw]

Do you like toebeans, Stanley? You know, the soft paw pads on dogs and cats that look like pink beans?

[ :3c ]

[charlastan]

[STAN GROANS AND BURIES HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS.]

Yes.

[mviw]

[HE LAUGHS.]

Ehhh, it's okay. Me too.

Newton likes to sleep on my bed, and sometimes he'll stretch out across the whole thing forgetting he's a big dog, and put a paw on my cheek while he sleeps.

[charlastan]

That's fucking adorable.

[He cringes at having to admit that, and even more so when he has to follow it up with a confession of his own.]

Freeloader sneaks in my bed and I let him, even though I've been telling everyone he's not allowed up there.