entranceway | [video] the most punderful time of the year

[Sans is out at his hotdog stand, apparently oblivious to the growing cold. His black cat, 4, is a lot less oblivious, considering he's curled up in Sans's hood. He's peering dubiously at the camera while Sans fiddles with condiments. This is the first time Sans has really been out in public since the last event.]

probably only a couple more days till wonderland throws the holidays at us, huh? gonna be my third one, personally. wonder how bad it's gonna be this time. last year we didn't sleep and kept waking up in a wonderland where everyone was brainwashed. year before that, i almost froze to death. despite, yanno, bein' a skeleton.

[Sans sets about toasting a few hotdog buns on the grill behind him.]

hey, so...indulge me. if you could have any one thing for gyftmas, or christmas, or whatever you celebrate--what would it be? no limits. could be purely conceptual or intangible. just any one thing.

...and hey, if you wanna give a sarcastic answer, feel free. think we've all had enough truth or dare where you can't pick dare lately, after all. i'm just curious.

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Have you been over there? It's crap over there. I wouldn't want them getting ideas over here either.

[He chuckles at that.]

What's the worst gift you've gotten then?

yeah, i've been over there.

[His tone suggests he's gonna leave it at that.]

worst gift?

[God, he could be extremely morbid or depressing right there, but of course he's not going to.]

got a sweater that was two sizes too big one time, with the expectation that i would grow into it. i didn't. plus it was itchy.

[Talking about worst gift was much better than talking about the mirror side. Of course, talking about anything is better than that in Seth's opinion.]

You would... I mean... can you?

[Hey! Manners never prepared him for shit like this. Not that he has much of them to begin with.]

what, get itchy? sure. it's magic, dude. though to be fair, it's more a sorta...you think about it or believe it and it happens. like breathing. i can stop breathing if i remember i don't have to. it's just more fun to complain.