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[desbearingly]

[ The video feed opens up to reveal a stuffed bear sitting on the floor, the camera angled to get a perfect full view of him. His head tilts as he looks the blinking light over. ]

Is this thing on?

[ It can talk? ]

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[video]

[punful]

[Not the weirdest thing he's ever seen.]

hullo.

[video]

[desbearingly]

[ Funnily enough a skeleton isn't all that uncommon in Monokuma's eyes either. ]

Hello. And you are?

[ Time to gauge the situation. ]

[video]

[punful]

[Well, they're certainly direct.]

sans. you?

[video]

[desbearingly]

[ As thy say in the industry, time is money! ]

Monokuma! Nice to meet'cha! You been here long?

[video]

[punful]

nice to meet ya too, monokuma. yeah, i been here a little while. two and a half years or so?

[video]

[desbearingly]

Is that why you're all boney? This place suck the life outta ya?

[video]

[punful]

pfft, nope. we'd all be pretty boned if wonderland had that sorta effect. i'm just like this.

[video]

[desbearingly]

Upupu~ Well that's beary unfortunate! I think it'd be neat to fill the place up with skeletons!

[ He seems pretty amused by the pun, at least. No groans of annoyance or anything! Yet, anyway. ]

[video]

[punful]

[Oh hell yes, someone who appreciates puns.]

heh, well, maybe if they were all skeletons like me and my bro. the other kind, though...well, i hear they ain't much for conversation. it'd be a pretty grave situation, i think.

[video]

[desbearingly]

Upupu! GRAVE situations are what I live for, buddy!

[ He kind of love-hates this guy already! Usually only he's allowed to have the good puns, but he can appreciate SOME humor while he gets the hang of things. ]

So your brother is here, huh? Is he as humerus as you?

[video]

[punful]

[Interesting laugh. Also he's just now noticing how sharp half of those teeth are. Hm.]

oh, he's real funny. not the biggest fan of bad puns, though. he's spine with the good puns, though.

[video]

[desbearingly]

Oh? So he finds the bad ones hard to... bear?

[ He slaps his own little stuffed knee at that. He loved all puns, but bear puns were the beary best. ]

[video]

[punful]

[This is so perfect oh man.] oh, absolutely. every time i tell a pun is claws for him to yell at me.