1st Game | Video

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[ The video feed opens up to reveal a stuffed bear sitting on the floor, the camera angled to get a perfect full view of him. His head tilts as he looks the blinking light over. ]

Is this thing on?

[ It can talk? ]

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What are the rules of Wonderland? Can you tell me?

[ He has already blocked off that certain text... just to be safe. He wants to know how legitimate those 'rules' are. ]

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[ She blinks. She wasn't expecting that. ] Umm. Aside from don't die five times? Not sure.

There're probably some common decency things that people like to follow, but there's not really anyone around to enforce much, so. [ Shrug. ] Have you read the pamphlet? It's stupid old, but it covers the basics.

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Pamphlet?

[ He's more used to writing those himself. ]

I'll look into it. So the five deaths thing is legitimate? Have you seen anyone die and come back before?

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Ahaha, yeah, from what I've heard! So many people mention it, so it must be true. Never seen it happen, personally, but I haven't been here that long.

[ She laughs. ] What, planning a murdering spree?

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Upupu... Nope. Just a game, maybe.

[ However, the more deaths thing... that certainly was interesting. If a lot of other people mention it, then it must be true. If no one knows he's missing from home then if he 'died' here it wouldn't be that big of a deal in the real world...

Hm. I n t e r e s t i n g. ]

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[ Monika's getting a slightly...unsettled feeling. It's nice and tingly. ]

Oh.

[ Pause. ]

Y'know, I'm starting to get the feeling one half of your face looks all crazy for a reason.

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Crazy? What do you mean? Are you checking me out?

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WHAT? No!

[ God, she has standards!! ]

You know exactly what I meant, Teddy Ruxpin!

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Teddy Ruxpin? Even I don't understand that reference! You should work harder to make yourself more trendy with the kids!

[ And he's DANG cute for the record! ]

You think I'm a freak? Just don't ask me if I'm a freak in the sheets--that's too high rated for Wonderland today!

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[ THIS FUCKING BEAR ] My references are super trendy! People love me on Twitter!

[ She flails. ] And the last thing I want in my mind is thinking of you trying to hump something!

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Bots on Twitter, maybe. Twitter has more robots than people! Heck, half of the things being posted are posted BY robots!

[ He visibly flusters at her next comments, whether he's pretending he's scared or enjoying her getting upset with him is up in the air. ]

H-H-Hump?? You teenagers are so perverted in the head! This is why you should all be in private dorm rooms and have separated bathrooms! I bet just the thought of a boy holding your hand gets you riled up and your heart pounding! B-baboom baboom!

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[ THIS IS NOT HOW SHE PICTURED THIS CONVERSATION GOING. ]

Now I know you're old for sure! You're a furry creep!

[ She'd normally come up with something better for thi--who are we kidding, she's not used to the one being uncomfortable. ]

And my heart is already taken, so I wouldn't even think of touching anyone else!

[ AND SHE CAN'T EVEN TOUCH ANYONE SO--SO--THERE! ]

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A furry? You mean like one of those people that dress up in costumes and go to conventions? Please. I don't need to pretend to be an adorable furry bear, I am the real animatronic deal!

[ He does chuckle again, though. His perverted moment seeming to have passed. ]

You have a boyfriend already? Must stink that you're stuck here away from him then! Tell me all about him!

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[ She opens her mouth to explain that wasn't the type of furry she meant, but then she closes it. What can she really say about Walt Disney's worst nightmare?

Monika instead decides to pout angrily. ]

I'm not telling you anything, Pooh.

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P-Poo? You kids are getting depraved kinks younger and younger... You need a strong adult to set you straight!

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[ Flail! ] Not that kind of poo!

[ She grumbles darkly, crossing her arms. ] I hope you can find a strong one, because it's sure not you.

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[ Is he actually pouting?? ]

Aw, don't be like that Monika-chan. You're just jealous...

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Ughhh, shut up, you stupid bear!

[ She shuts off her feed with a huff. Now she's gotta deal with a goddamn pervert bear being around? UGHHH! ]

video to ACTION (we discussed this, etc) I lied, only one

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[ Oh Monika. Oooooh, Monika. You don't just call Monokuma stupid and get away with it!

It takes him a minute of tinkering with the device to find her IP address, but once he does it doesn't take him long at all to find the right way to pop down through an airvent in a certain bedroom. The second he lands his stuffed arms get thrown up into the air and he actually roars! ]

WHO YOU CALLIN' STUPID?!

[ He pauses right after when the room seems surprisingly empty and tilts his head as if confused.... ]

...Huh?

liiiiar

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[ Monika is frozen.

Oh God. Oh God. THIS GODDAMN BEAR DIDN'T JUST--!!

The only thing she can find solace in is that Wirt isn't around at the moment and that spares her the need of calming him down.

She quickly shuts her screen off and wonders what's she's done to deserve this. She's so tired of being caught up in terrible situations that she had nothing to do with! ]

you love it xoxo

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[ The sight of the screen shutting off catches Monokuma's attention, though, unluckily for her. He waddles his way over, paws squeaking on the floor along the way, before he bends down to pick up the device. ]

Moooonika~ What have we here~? Wonder who you've been talkin' too...

[ Time to smack that home button and see what comes up! Time to snoop through a girls things and ruin her life! WHOO! ]

:T

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[ AHHHH SHE FEELS SO DIRTY! Only one person has touched her--er, her device--so far since she came to Wonderland...and she didn't want the second person to be him!

Then Monika's jerked out of her thoughts when her screen comes back to life. ]

A-Ahh--!

[ For a split second, she stares at that horribly demented face. And for the first time in her life, she's actually scared. And also realizing she's been getting too complacent and she needs to secure her device more.

Monika squeals and shuts her screen back off. Nooooo! ]

Don't try to deny it. It's impawsible!

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[ And yet he's holding her in his paws! His filthy old man paws! ]

Upupu!~ This is even better than dirty text messages! You're a computer!

[ He starts to push the buttons on the device over and over, trying to get a rise out of her or get her to turn the screen back on. ]

Monika-chan! Monika-chan! You can't run away!

don't bring the bear puns into this

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I am NOT!

[ D-Dammit! She didn't mean to say anything!

She whines and covers her head, trying not to give in to this torture. She's too strong for this! ]

Just go away! I don't want my--my roommate to see you!

but that's part of my charm!

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Not a computer? Oh, so just a projection or executable program then? Even LAMER!

[ He laughs again, louder. He looks over the device before thinking to himself. ]

What to do... What. To. Do. ❤

[ He starts to walk around the room before heading to the window instead and pushing it open before leaning out to look at the three story fall. ]

I wonder how sturdy these things are... Haven't you ever wondered, Mo-ni-ka-chan?