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[ the video feed comes on looking up at jesse. he's sitting with his chair leaning back against the wall, feet up, device resting on his leg. he's not nearly as relaxed as he may look however(fake it until you make it??). he's seen and experienced some weird shit in his life so really, waking up in wonderland doesn't even place in his top ten. no his problem is more with the fact that he's here, and tulip is back in new orleans bleeding out ]

I've been hearing a bit about these closets. [ he knocks on the door of the closet just off-screen next to him ] I hear they can conjure up just about anything. That true? [ 'just about anything' doesn't mean 'anything' so ] What's the limit? What kinda things will I and won't I be able to make it give me?

[ he tried testing the closet out with a pack of cigarettes. dream big, preacher ]

And anything else worth knowing about Wonderland?

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excuse me?
yes a priest.

you really expect me to believe you're a real-ass priest? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i mean i guess the judge wasn't necessarily bad place or good place
*Bad Place
*Good Place
but like
are their neutral priests?
purgatory priests??????
unless we got some demons and some angels
oo are u an angel i haven't met an angel yet
that'd actually be pretty interesting

no you're right. i'm not a preacher, i just like the clothes and conducting sermons every sunday for folks who don't give two shits about god.

[ never mind the fact that those people are all dead now and jesse hasn't done... well anything priest-like since leaving texas. that's all totally irrelevant to his point! ]

no. no i'm not an angel. and meeting one would probably be a lot less interesting than you think

so you're a real preacher who's met real angels.
i mean there's definitely yahoos like that on earth but that seems like a stretch for convincing me this is wonderland thing is what it says it is and not some other weird experiment.

[Which...makes it more likely this guy is legit, she guesses. But still.]

yes i'm a real preacher who's met real angels and you know what? they were assholes. what does any of this matter anyway?

it matters because this is all supposed to be some sort of test or experiment in order to get to the good place and i'm better at being good when i look for all the ways people are trying to trip me up!
and having a hot priest with an accent around seems like the sort of thing they'd use to try and get me.

that don't sound like being good. sounds like cheating. being good ain't just avoiding any and all temptation to be bad.
the hell's this good place you keep talking about anyway? the good place and the bad place. you brought them up before

[ he's just going to slide on past that last part... ]

considering all ethical and moral aspects of a situation after a lifetime of just being in it for yourself doesn't feel like cheating.
it sort of feels like the point.
anyway!
good place is basically heaven?
idk we never called it that.
but i was in the bad place that was pretending to be the good place in order to torture us with not belonging.
and then we escaped and found a possible way to get to the good place by being tested and then i came here.
so.
you can sorta see why i see a preacher man and wonder what the deal is.

so you were in hell. a hell that was pretending to be heaven? how the hell does that work?
wait. you escaped from hell? how? how did you do it? how did you manage to escape?
and the deal is that i was taken from where i'm supposed to be, same as you. and apparently stuck here for now, probably same as you.

got help from the guy who was running the place.
michael.
he ended up being not so bad.
last thing i remember before i woke up here was we were talking to an eternal judge and she'd decided we really did belong in the bad place, but then michael came and convinced her to try something.
so i assume this is the "something"...
and you really don't know anything about that?
like, you really think you just showed up here for no reason at all?

a guy named michael runs hell? that don't sound right.
still don't think this is that something that she was gonna try. lots of people seem to be stuck here same as us.
and no i don't know nothing about it because i'm not part of your something.
i don't think i showed up here for no reason. i think there's a reason, it just ain't you.
[ he has a theory and she's no where in that particular theory sorry ]

nah, he's just one demonthing
he built the neighborhood we were in and it wasn't a normal one

[She leaves it at that as she reads the rest of his messages, suddenly feeling very, um. Self-centered? Yeah, probably that.]

okay
maybe ur right
why do you think ur here?

...neighborhood? the afterlife is a neighborhood?

[ yeah. yeah she sounded a little self-centered. at least it's a change from usually self-centered jesse though! ]

i think i'm here cause of

[ 'an angel and demon baby that gives me the power of god living inside of me'. should he really talk about genesis just yet? ]

something that happened to me back home.

thats what they called it.

do you think that's why everyone is here tho
or are we all just idk
equally fucked for our own personal reasons

well that sounds stupid.

having only just got here, it's hard to say. but probably we're all just equally pretty fucked for our own reasons, whatever they happen to be. sounds like we may never know for sure, though. lotsa theories, no real answers.

you mind letting me know if you see any sign you're right about your theory, then?
i'm still looking for this place to be some afterlife thing.
y'know, just in case.

any sign of it being right and i'll let you know. you'll be the first. [ or not. who knows! anything could happen ]

and i'm still sure you're wrong about the afterlife thing. i wouldn't be here if it was.

that's omen us
but ok
who you gonna trust if you can't trust a priest right

yeah, right. something like that.

[ the most trustworthy priest tbh ]

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i'm so sorry in advance

omg no this is delightful

GOOD i'm excited to play off the preacher peeps

EXCELLENT! bc i am already having fun with this cr

heeee :DDDD

omg eleanor.... lmao!

#nofilter

lol she is such a treasure

SURE THAT'S A WORD FOR IT

LMFAO!

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