[Video] 20th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

[The comm clatters to the floor, giving everyone a good look of taloned, crow-like feet, but more suited to a human's body. There's indistinct muttering as more talons close around the device, and when they're out of the way...well, it's surprisingly Dave. But instead of his usual cleaner look, he's much more unkempt and without his usual Ben Stiller sunglasses. Also, his face is a little more bird-like. Enjoy seeing his red eyes all the time!

Another huge difference is also the black crow wings that are attached to his back.

Yes, please welcome Runawaystuck AU Dave!]

Can't they make these easier to handle for people with fuckin' claws and shit? [He snorted.] Nah, that'd be too nice of 'em.

Anyway, it's been almost two weeks of back-to-back bullshit, and now the smell of death is comin' from the mirror-side, which is pretty balled up from where I'm standin'. What is this, the end of the world, Wonderland style? Might've just jinxed us with that one. Oh, well.

[He's kind of feeling awkward after the whole...Shadow Dave thing.]

So, any of you older "veterans" know what the hell's goin' on? Or are we all just poor little bunnies in this?

Comments

[urnewkingbitch]

What? They're lovely.

[hamburellakind]

They're. Flesh orbs.

[She looks down at them, not sure how to feel.]

[urnewkingbitch]

Nothin' wrong with 'em. And you could say the same thing about a guy's balls.

[hamburellakind]

[...]

Ew.

[urnewkingbitch]

[ :Db ]

Not what you said when we were adults.

[hamburellakind]

[Joan makes a high pitched squealing noise and hides in her hands.]

Shoosh!

[urnewkingbitch]

Should I tone down the vulgar language, my lady?

[Of course he's enjoying this!]

[hamburellakind]

Don't make me smack you, you jerk!

[urnewkingbitch]

Love you, too, shit.

[hamburellakind]

[Groan.]

But I'm not me right now!

[urnewkingbitch]

Just 'cause you got estrogen, tits, and a pussy doesn't mean you aren't you. Girl, guy, whatever, I'd still love you.

[hamburellakind]

[Joan fidgets. She'd been worried something might change, though she hadn't really realized it outright. She nods weakly.]

I'll l-love you even if you're a bird.

[urnewkingbitch]

Good, otherwise this'd be a bit awkward.

[Subject change!]

You made an adorable rabbit, by the way.

i didn't get to use these icons enough

[hamburellakind]

[O ok.]

Would you expect anything less?

They're adorable jklfea

[urnewkingbitch]

From you? Never.

[hamburellakind]

[She tries to wiggle her nose and laughs when it doesn't work.]

[urnewkingbitch]

[He tweaks her nose, mindful of his nails. Talons. What the fuck ever.]

I'm dyin' over here, stop.

[hamburellakind]

No, you've unleashed the cute! Now you must taste it's destruction!

[Joan holds her hands up on her head like ears.]