-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 29 -- Backdated to this morning

[hamburellakind]

[John appears on screen. Like many others, he too is a female-type-human.

And he is a troubled one.]

Should I wear a dress while this is going on? I mean, I only get this chance, right?

Hmm.

I have no taste in dresses, though.

Help?

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[insidethechimney]

Why is this your only chance? You could wear a dress any day you want! Every day you want!

[hamburellakind]

Boy humans don't usually wear dresses...

[insidethechimney]

But they can if they want to!

[She slams one hoof into another triumphantly.]

I've got it! For solidarity, I will wear a moustache while you wear your dresses!

[hamburellakind]

Hehehe, okay, that's fair, I guess.

Still don't know what I should wear, though!

[insidethechimney]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[Pinkie looks him up and down, then dashes to the closet. She comes back with an armful of dresses, all of which are really, really brightly coloured. The first one to be presented for inspection is blue with orange polka dots, ruffles down the front and a bubble skirt.]

I think this one is your style!

[hamburellakind]

[...Wow that is really busy!]

Ummm, are you sure? It's just. A little. Um.

[Words...]

[insidethechimney]

Not your style? Don't worry, I've got lots more to show you!

[She casts the unwanted dress aside like the unwanted thing it is. Take that, dress. She holds up another one in neon green with a floaty skirt adorned with pictures of candy.]

How about this one? Doesn't it look good enough to eat?

[itsahotone]

[Ah, finally a "girl" that makes it easy to guess who they are! Thank you for that.]

You seem a little too excited about this.

[hamburellakind]

Just curious, mostly!

[itsahotone]

Mostly. Uh-huh.

Anyway, you still want some help?

[hamburellakind]

Sure! Uh. If that isn't weird.

[itsahotone]

And why would it be weird?

[She radiates innocence, can't you tell?]

[hamburellakind]

...Don't girls change in front of each other?

[chicgenerosity]

Did someone say dresses?

[She launches into song, suddenly and without warning.]

With some glamor guaranteein' every fiber of my bein'
Is displayed to quite remarkable effect~

[John may be wondering what that is supposed to mean. Well, what it means is that Rarity will take him (her) under her wing and provide him (her) with the most fashionable, stunning dress she can come up with.]

[hamburellakind]

[:O]

Oh, uh. Yes, I said dresses.

[chicgenerosity]

When someone needs a makeover,
I simply have to take over!

[Rarity trills excitedly.]

I have the perfect thing for you! My room is on the first floor. You simply must stop by for a visit.

[hamburellakind]

Uh-- okay!

[Joan makes her way over. She knocks, shifting from foot to foot.]

[chicgenerosity]

Come in, come in!

[She launches into another, longer part of a song that is completely relevant to the situation:]

Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test~

[Because of course Joan is Rarity's guest! And she will be putting her services to the test.]

I think one of my dresses will serve you just wonderfully! I'll have to make some quick alterations, of course, but never fear! I won't be too long.

[hamburellakind]

[Okay, he definitely knew that song, at least. Huh.]

Alright, um. Have you ever made a human-shaped dress before?

[fryingpanfu]

What kind of dress? Are you looking for something fancy or more casual?

[Rapunzel is now a guy with extremely long hair, but still fab.]

[hamburellakind]

[...Um. Oh! He must be a gay guy. Like those ones on TV. K, sweet.]

Hmmm. Either is good! But maybe casual just because this is an event and I might need to run or something...

[fryingpanfu]

[lol John.]

Okay, that makes sense! Do you want to come over here or should I go to you?

[She/He'll pick out the cutest dresses for John ever.]

[hamburellakind]

I can come find you!

What's your name? I'm John, uh, usually. More of a Joan now.

[fryingpanfu]

[He gives her his room number and floor.]

Nice to meet you, uh, John? I'm Rapunzel, and I didn't used to be a boy, either. It's nice to meet you, though!

[hamburellakind]

Oh! Uh, yeah, that...makes sense!

[So many people from stories she knows! Weird.

She hurries over, curious how much hair she's about to encounter.

Knock knock! Let me see your hair!]