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[not_a_hero]

I am holding a private party and require entertainment.

Music is a must. Theatre would be nice but I have low expectations from you all. Performing arts in general, really. I want class and culture.

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video~;

[not_a_hero]

You might be surprised to know how many people generally rush to prove me wrong.

vivid video forever;

[airshipswank]

Catching flies with manure, eh? Clever.

[ But then, he was such an exceptionally clever wizard, if peculiar event memories serve correctly. Oh, and ever such fun to steal from as well. ]

Radio Star killer;

[not_a_hero]

I am generally. Now to hope some flies are talented.

he had it coming;

[airshipswank]

Tell me then, just how... private is your private party? Room for one more, perhaps?

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[not_a_hero]

Couples only.

[airshipswank]

A romantic evening?

[not_a_hero]

Not exactly. I just find it's better if everyone has a designated companion.

[airshipswank]

Interesting.

[ Not "interesting" interesting, mind. More like "complete nonsense" interesting or "convenient back-up excuse in case the entertainment completely fails" interesting.

No need to go into details with that speculation, however. Poor, poor future people... ]

Then what about room for... two more?

[not_a_hero]

[Sigh~]

I suppose.

[airshipswank]

You're too generous.

[ No, really. Please. Stop it. Your enthusiasm is killing Buckingham. ]

As for the matter of where and when...?

[not_a_hero]

The date's not set until I know how long it will take to get proper entertainment.

Where would be in the Mansion. There's a ballroom I believe and if not, I'll make one.

[airshipswank]

[ Why, yes. Yes, there is. ]

A ballroom on the first floor, shamefully neglected I'm afraid to say.

[ Why nobody would think to throw a party daily, weekly or even monthly is beyond Buckingham.]

Until now.

[ He smiles broadly. ]

I look forward to seeing it used for... proper entertainment.

[not_a_hero]

Yes, I'm sure it will be a night to remember. Though with any luck there will be enough drink on hand to make it a night easily forgotten if need be.

[airshipswank]

[ Why, never! Buckingham drinks in moderation: How else could he remember anything mock-worthy with such precision? ]

Now, now, surely you can't have as little confidence in your own celebration!

[not_a_hero]

The more other people are involved the lower my expectations fall.