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[not_a_hero]

I am holding a private party and require entertainment.

Music is a must. Theatre would be nice but I have low expectations from you all. Performing arts in general, really. I want class and culture.

Sign up here.

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[not_a_hero]

Not that sort of party.

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[not_a_troll]

I can perform tricks as well.

[Loki is particulary good at tricks, in every sense of the word.]

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[not_a_hero]

Magic shows are a bit beneath the otherall intent of the evening.

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[not_a_troll]

Even one is a child disguised as a man, I am rather fond of you.

I shall do it for free. :-))

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[not_a_hero]

I was never offering to compensate.

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[not_a_troll]

:-D

Shall I bring sustenance?

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[not_a_hero]

You don't seem to be comprehending what it is that I am saying.

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[not_a_troll]

[Of course he does but he finds great joy in being an insufferable brat sometimes.]

I do. One is having a party and one is seeking for entertainment. But when offered one refuses to accept.

Let me express my disappointment through this 'smiley'

:-(

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[not_a_hero]

I am having a party with very specific specifications which random food items and magic shows do not fall within.

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[not_a_troll]

What are your specifications?

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[not_a_hero]

Culture. An evening where people dress up in clothing they find uncomfortable, eat expensive things they wouldn't order on any other night, and sit quietly to entertainment that general audiences would find dull.

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[not_a_troll]

That sounds like torture. Why would one do such a thing to others? Festivities should be fun.

You might end up as the only attendant to your party.

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[not_a_hero]

It is fun. Just not of the sort you engage in more than a few times a year.

And I wouldn't mind being alone.

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[not_a_troll]

It is boring.

But I shall attend. It might even brighten up your party of Midgardian culture.

:-))

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[not_a_hero]

Couples only.

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[not_a_troll]

Aye. I shall not come alone.

I will wear the most uncomfortable clothes possible.