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[anomaliiiiies]

[Shortly after the Red Queen's little message, Jane finally gets around to using her little network device, having been distracted by the library. She will always find the library, no matter where she ends up.]

Okay, so um, is that sort of thing normal? Well, being warned for things? [Jane fidgets a little on screen, then smacks her head with her palm]

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to even mention my name, I'm Jane Foster, and I somehow or the other ended up here. So, um, hi?

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[justguidelines]

Aye, so far as in me own experience. Except last time she were more than willing to make excuses for her own mistakes than be helpful.

[anomaliiiiies]

[eyebrow]

So she's made a broadcast before. What were her mistakes she was apologizing for?

[justguidelines]

Being terrible at chess.

[anomaliiiiies]

Seriously? Chess? Why?

[justguidelines]

I'd say folks tend to get a wee bit cranky when ye use them as the pieces for your bloodbath.

[anomaliiiiies]

A literal bloodbath? With people as the chess pieces? Oh, my god. What is this place?

[justguidelines]

Wonderland.

[anomaliiiiies]

Wonderful. I've read the books.

[justguidelines]

Aye? You be the second one to mention these books.

[anomaliiiiies]

Oh? And who is the first one?

[justguidelines]

Can't recall her name. [Which is a lie, but it's just none of your business. Sorry, Jane.] But she, too, mentioned a book about a place called Wonderland. Something about through a rabbit hole, or some nonsense.