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[ just for the record, america and clarisse should never, ever be allowed to hang out. seriously. they hit it off way too well for someone of clarisse's, er, disposition. but, come on, he has fucking raptors and he indulges her in her obsession with guns and shooting things. it's like a match made in a monthly subscription of guns & ammo.

tonight they aren't shooting anything, though. tonight they are getting wasted off their asses because clarisse still isn't allowed in the bar and america has moonshine in his bathtub and with the nightmares clarisse keeps having and the guilt that keeps eating away at her, she could really use a few drinks. she probably could just get a bottle of jack from the magic closet, but, you know, drinking by yourself is sad and lame. and clarisse is neither sad nor lame. she just wants to have a good time with the good ole united states of america.

but getting clarisse drunk is only asking for trouble. it's a good thing she can hold her own against giant metal bulls and ancient drakons, because, well... you'll all be getting a very drunken text about her newest victory. ]

I think i jsut punchd a raptro in t he face and survived

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he lookded at me fuynny

[ and that's reason enough for her. ]

walk itno a closet youll get all sorts of crazy shit and nto jsut raptors u shofuld see my gun collection

[ unlike arthur, she isn't afraid to dream a little bigger okok. ]

Are you certain it just wasn't his normal expression?

[And wow, that is too easy to innuendo. But he's a gentleman and he can't take advantage of an obviously inebriated lady.]

I can never turn down an invitation to see a collection of guns. Though will I get struck as well for looking?

psotivie

[ clarisse, are you even trying to spell correctly anymore... ]

dpends on where ur lookgin

[Look, Eames is the king of terrible spelling, so he can understand in his soul what she is trying to say. Probably.]

I will only look where I'm told. Though don't tell me you're too shy to share your magnificent collection. It would break my heart.

my colelction is alwysa open for visitors withg ood taste

I have very good taste, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.

Do you often have reason to use guns here?

[Though she might not be the best person to ask, considering she's punching raptors instead of shooting them.]

[ literally talking to the queen of zero taste here, eames. your paisley and her camo will go horrendously together. ]

not yet msotly jjssut target practice cant' use guns at camp onyl spears ansd wrods and shit but nwo i have an aersenl dad would be so proud

[Obviously they should just start a What Not to Wear in Wonderland and class this joint up.]

Those rules seem rather arbitrary.

And are you stocking up for a battle or are you just a collector?

[ wonderland wouldn't know what hit it. ]

mroe leik arhciac but camp is odl as blals u know george wahshington was a son of ahtena i'm' alwyas stockign up for battle i got a sense for thsee things

[High class fashion is what. Also trends that probably haven't seen the light of day since ancient times.

And misspellings aside, now this seems to be wandering into weird territory.]

Really? Did you meet him at this camp?

Would you be able to fend off any enemies here? Considering the closets are what supplied your weapons.

[ oh, eames, you don't even know what kind of weird territory you've just wandered into. ]

hwat century are u from no hes' dead they jsut told me he su ed to go to camp if there was acamp broshure tahtd be one of the fun facts welcome ot camp hfal-blod did u wkno george wahsignton was a son of athena who is YOUR godly parent that kidn of thign

[ oh whoops guess she spilled the beans on that little secret. congrats, eames, you are speaking to a drunk demigod. ]

alwys got my swoerd if the gusn fall through they seem toah ve worked pretty well sro far

[Waking up in Wonderland was pretty weird, but thinking about gods being a real thing is very interesting.]

That sounds like a brochure I'd actually enjoy. Any more fun facts? And when do you learn if you have a godly parent? I was always partial to Dionysus.]

[And he really has to admire her ability to prepare. She should be giving Arthur pointers.]

Have you been attacked often here?

[ eames and dionysus would get along spectacularly. they share the same love of hideous shirts. ]

lokk if u urealy want a rborchure maybe ask me when ie'm not drunk but mr d is a dick nto my fualt he fucked a wood nypmhgh daddy dearst said he coutlndt now hes always pissed cuz he cant dirnk wine anyoemre and hes sutck at cmap with us

[ if arthur were here, she totally would be. as it is, they only have batman 2.0 who has arthur's face. ]

not yert been todl it happens often ehoguh tho

[Wow rude. His shirts aren't hideous, they're just under appreciated.]

That seems rather cruel, to make the god of wine abstain.

Though who is your godly parent if you don't mind my asking? My Greek mythology is rather limited.]

[Until an Arthur appears, Blake is just going to have to stand in, for better or for worse.]

I see. How long have you been stuck here?

[ and by under appreciated you mean hideous. it's okay. just imagine how well tiger stripes and paisley will go. ]

zues aint exactly kwno for beign nice when it comes to pusnighments ares is my dad. first duaghter in a long tiem ur rueally askign me to do math when i'm durnk i don't kwno mayeb afw moenths now

[Tiger stripes and paisley sound amazing thank you very much.

Though daughter of Aries would definitely explain the raptor punching.]

I'm guessing he's very proud of you then, with the punching of raptors and all.

No need to hurt yourself darling. If it's too difficult, I can always ask later.

[ being the daughter of ares explains a lot of things about clarisse... it takes her a bit longer to reply to this one, though. even completely smashed, her dad being proud of her is a sensitive subject. it's probably one of the few things that could actually sober her up. or just make her really sad. she's not sure where she falls right now. ]

yeah daddys littel girl n all that

[ and yet, somehow, even through text she doesn't seem that convinced. for all her boasting, she still feels like she has a lot to prove to her dad before he's really proud of her, even after slaying the drakon and receiving his blessing. ]

[Even over text Eames can tell it's a sore subject. Perhaps it's because this is the shortest text so far. It must be difficult, to say the least, to have a father who is a god that you need to impress. His own mother is a living breathing mortal, yet she can still make him cower with the right expression.]

Well punching a raptor sounds in line with any Greek myths I heard. How are the family get togethers?

[ pretty much everything about the familial relationships between gods and demigods is a sore subject, especially for clarisse coming from the tailend of a war that was caused by a demigod because his dad didn't love him enough. clarisse gets it, to a point, but that doesn't mean luke was right. he got a lot of people killed trying to prove a point, including her best friend. ]

they aren't i onyl got to visit onlympus on afuckgin fiedl trip

[Maybe it's best to leave the family questions for some other time.]

If it makes you feel better, I never got to go any field trips when I was in school. My mother was too paranoid to sign the slips.

[Not that he could blame her, given her profession, but at the same time, it wasn't like she hadn't taught him how to take care of himself.]

[ even sober, it's probably not a good idea to ask too much about her family. she has a very complicated relationship with her dad. ]

at least getting to got o olympsu was rmeo tinersting than htes tudpid art musuem

What was it like?

[Hopefully it's a safe enough topic.]

[ it's a pretty safe topic, but still something she has to take a moment to think about. how does one describe olympus? ]

i dunno kidna liek heaven maeyeb all up int he claowds and glowign just with mroe like etemples and shit reallyl just awe isnpirigin

[Eames is pretty envious that she managed to go even with a field trip. There's a lot he wants to ask, but perhaps it's better to keep it light.]

It might be offensive to ask, but was everyone there wearing togas?

[ alright, that gets a snort out of her. it's not offensive at all, because, well, it's true. ]

belive it or not yeah probabyl jsut for the winter sotlatace or whateever thi bgi annual counicl ig uess they get all fancy for that otherwise they jsut look liek nroamal huamans dad usalyl waers a leather jacket adn sunglasess looks liek a real baddass

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second war | text

[ TEXT ] SCREAMES (haha see what i did there hi eames ur my fave smooches)

[ TEXT ] lmao i love it already

[ TEXT ] they are going to be great pals i can feel it in my bones

[ TEXT ] you can never go wrong with guns + alcohol

[ TEXT ] it's true this is a fact

[ TEXT ] many scientific theories supporting it even o/

[ TEXT ] oh mr. eames your specificity astounds me

[ TEXT ] he's very specific! never trust anything arthur says about him. it's all lies

[ TEXT ] i don't know it's so easy to trust a man in a 3-piece suit

[ TEXT ] that's how he gets you. don't fall prey to suit porn. : \

[ TEXT ] maybe you're just jealous eames

[TEXT ] who'd be jealous of that poor soul? D:

[TEXT ] you're right but you can't deny he looks damn good in a suit

[TEXT ] no arguments there

[TEXT ] he could teach you a thing or two about fashion mr eames

[TEXT ] wow rude. just appreciate his ~imaginative~ clothes choices

[TEXT ] they will be appreciated with fire

[TEXT ] that comes from the candles during a candlelight dinner?

[TEXT ] are you trying to woo me mr eames

[ TEXT ] only if you don't burn all his hideous shirts

[ TEXT ] it's a date then

[ TEXT ] did u just hold his shirts hostage for a date : \

[ TEXT ] maybe........... /innocent whistling

[ TEXT ] that's pretty crafty. keeping my eye on you then. : \

[ TEXT ] fades away into the distance....