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[ just for the record, america and clarisse should never, ever be allowed to hang out. seriously. they hit it off way too well for someone of clarisse's, er, disposition. but, come on, he has fucking raptors and he indulges her in her obsession with guns and shooting things. it's like a match made in a monthly subscription of guns & ammo.

tonight they aren't shooting anything, though. tonight they are getting wasted off their asses because clarisse still isn't allowed in the bar and america has moonshine in his bathtub and with the nightmares clarisse keeps having and the guilt that keeps eating away at her, she could really use a few drinks. she probably could just get a bottle of jack from the magic closet, but, you know, drinking by yourself is sad and lame. and clarisse is neither sad nor lame. she just wants to have a good time with the good ole united states of america.

but getting clarisse drunk is only asking for trouble. it's a good thing she can hold her own against giant metal bulls and ancient drakons, because, well... you'll all be getting a very drunken text about her newest victory. ]

I think i jsut punchd a raptro in t he face and survived

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aren't you too young to get into the bar here?

nopne 18s leagl but i'm dirnking with america rgiht now didnt' feeel liek dirnking alone and why go to a bar whe nehs got liqituor in hsi bathtub

did he make it in his bathtub? like where he bathes?

[ ew!!!! ]

[ shut up percy don't question these things ]

come on percy its' a tiem honroed tradition where esle are u ognna make bathtyb gin

in a bucket next to the bathtub? just a thought he scrubbed it out first, right?

Edited 2014-05-12 23:23 (UTC)

[ clarisse is giving her phone the weirdest look right now. why are you so concerned about this, percy. ]

hell ifi know i didn't fuckign watch himmake it doesnt' taste liek piss or any other bdoiyl fluid so i dont' realyl give a flying fury

your standards or lack of them are way more disturbing than a detached gorgon head just so you know

u rtyr livign in the ares cabin for eigiht years i'ms ure ai had standdars once

i'd rather take my chances on the street which is convenient because i don't think any of your siblings would let me in if i was outside screaming and on fire

[ clarisse immediately starts laughing and doesn't stop for a few minutes. you're killing her here, percy. ]

hahhahaha eyah ur right good thign u got thsoe fancy water powres and can ptu out ur own fires

[ can't count on ares, that's for sure, he's tempted to say but she's already proven herself, whether they clash heads or not. ]

i'd probably be chilling in the judgment line if i didn't

as if i'm sure ud go staright to elsusiym

[ is that... a compliment??????? probably not. ]

hate to break it to you but so would you you're kind of heroic not gonna lie

u know taht may be the sweetest thign u've evers adi to me percy i'm touched realyl i thinnk i mgight frame it and put it on my wall wrods of wisnodom by perseus jacsokn "yorue kidn of heoric not gonna lie"

[ and in her sarcastic, belittling kind of way, this is her saying thanks. it does mean a lot to hear him say that, or text it or whatever, but she's waaaay to drunk to take it seriously. not that she would probably take it seriously if she were sober... but if this were in person right now, there would have been a lot of throwing her arms around him and generally disregarding his personal space, so he should be glad he got to avoid weirdly affectionate drunk clarisse. this time. ]

i don't know i thought calling you my friend was a pretty big deal not that we talk about that or admit it happened except for right now ...which i didn't do if it interferes with the truce thing right you know you'd just throw knives at it after you framed it

[ which is probably why he doesn't take insult or go way overboard with his reply. it's actually sort of nice to be able to talk to her, joking or otherwise, and to not want to yank his hair out. he doesn't encourage drinking, but at least it has put her into a better mood than she has been in since she arrived. ]

[ it really is too bad this isn't video because here she is snorting and giggling to herself again. which, as he knows from personal experience, is an extremely rare thing to witness when she's sober. ]

i enver siad i wouldnt u kwno we coudld be dirnkign buddies if u werent so lame and udnerage minor technicalietes haha minor get it

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