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entranceway2014-05-12 06:50 am
alifetime) wrote in entranceway2014-05-12 06:50 am
Entry tags:
- doctor who: martha jones,
- doctor who: reinette poisson,
- doctor who: the 10th doctor,
- glee: brittany s. pierce,
- glee: shannon beiste,
- hannibal: will graham,
- harry potter: sirius black,
- marvel: bruce banner,
- marvel: jane foster,
- marvel: pepper potts,
- once upon a time: dr. whale,
- teen wolf: isaac lahey,
- teen wolf: scott mccall,
- torchwood: jack harkness
01 - Video
A beach. This is better than last time I was kidnapped. It's better than the past several times I was kidnapped really. I've got clothes on this time.
[There's a short pause as he looks down at himself and grins cheekily at the camera.]
That's a condition I'm willing to change if requested.
[A wink and he's back to being mostly serious as he studies the communicator.]
I'm Captain Jack Harkness, and judging by this, I'm somewhere in the 21st century. Apple hasn't taken over the world yet. Glad to see that. If people actually read the Apple service agreement, they would notice there's a part in there about not starting a nuclear war with their products. Not everyone reads that. Especially not the kid out in -
[Something Shiny or Sexy rolled across Jack's path because he glances off to the side at it and then back to the screen.]
Is there a reason that there's a pack of piglets running around on your beach with little bathing suits? This isn't one of those planets where that's the dominant species, is it? [Because he's going to be real disappointed if it is.] Also, has anyone seen a big blue box, a scrawny rooster haired man with a striped suit or a stunningly beautiful blonde woman he doesn't deserve?
[There's a short pause as he looks down at himself and grins cheekily at the camera.]
That's a condition I'm willing to change if requested.
[A wink and he's back to being mostly serious as he studies the communicator.]
I'm Captain Jack Harkness, and judging by this, I'm somewhere in the 21st century. Apple hasn't taken over the world yet. Glad to see that. If people actually read the Apple service agreement, they would notice there's a part in there about not starting a nuclear war with their products. Not everyone reads that. Especially not the kid out in -
[Something Shiny or Sexy rolled across Jack's path because he glances off to the side at it and then back to the screen.]
Is there a reason that there's a pack of piglets running around on your beach with little bathing suits? This isn't one of those planets where that's the dominant species, is it? [Because he's going to be real disappointed if it is.] Also, has anyone seen a big blue box, a scrawny rooster haired man with a striped suit or a stunningly beautiful blonde woman he doesn't deserve?