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[actualwizard]

[The camera clicks on and amber eyes blink owlishly at the screen. Billy usually didn’t do things like this. The only videos that existed of him were usually taken by Teddy, because he claimed Billy was doing something cute, or by Tommy who claimed Billy was doing something idiotic and those usually wound up on the internet somewhere. This was a first for him.]

Well. This was not where I expected to end up when trying to teleport home. Unless someone slipped me something at the comic book store. Is it possible to hallucinate entire worlds? For all I know I’ve wandered into Avengers Mansion and I’m talking to a wall.

[He winced internally, he was babbling and the only one who ever found that endearing was Teddy, and Teddy wasn’t here, at least he didn't think Teddy was here.]

So um, hi, I guess? I guess I should introduce myself. Billy Kaplan, I can do magic…sometimes it works.

Comments

[actualwizard]

I've never actually tried to pull a duck from a hat.

[stoptheviolence]

Maybe you should.

I'd bet you'd be awesome at it. And it'd totally be a hit over the Network! ...just try not to hurt the duck, alright?

[actualwizard]

I don't have a hat.

[stoptheviolence]

Why not? What kind of magician doesn't have his own hat?

The closet can give you one if you ask nicely.

[actualwizard]

The closet? It gives you things?

[stoptheviolence]

Yeah!

How else would I be able to look this good without having gone to the mall in, like, forever.