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[titanocidal]

[Eren's leaning against what would appear to be the kitchen counter. Fingers pinching the bridge of his nose, it takes him a moment to collect enough composure to look up at the feed. There's something cooking on the stove in the background, and by the way the pan pops and sizzles, one would almost suspect bacon. When he finally speaks, his words sound a little forced.]

Wow. It's been hectic around here lately, hasn't it? Is everyone alright? Everyone back where they should be? I got a little banged up before, but I--

...You know what? No. No. I can't just not say this: 

'The fuck was that?! She just sends the sword off on her stupid pig?! She's lucky I didn't find that piece of junk. I would have shoved it so far up her-- [Right on time, the fire alarm goes off. Who even knew the kitchen had one? Eren, for one, doesn't even know what a battery powered fire alarm is.]

Uhg. I hate this place.

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[bombshelled]

I know, right? They feel some selfish need to drag us here from our homes-- not like we had anything important to do there, right?-- and involve us in their lame-ass, stupid-ass games for what? Some fairytale!

[titanocidal]

I'm not saying that the place I come from is decent or anything - it's not - but, yeah. I've got stuff to do there. I can't get involved with this crap.

Do you know what it's like where I'm from? It's terrible. Humanity is this close to extinction, we don't have any food, and there are giant, mindless monsters shaped like naked people who are trying to eat us.

I'd still rather be there than here. At least that nightmare is my nightmare.

[bombshelled]

[ Lana is surprised by the description of guy's home, and her face shows it. She had a run in with a giant guy trying to eat everything, but he was more purple than naked. ]

Holy shit. That's fucked up.

[titanocidal]

It is! [It's a little annoying how nice some of these other worlds sound in comparison to his own. Eren certainly drew the short ticket in the universe raffle.]

So what about your place? You said you had something important to do back there, right?

[bombshelled]

Yeah, a little something called revenge for killing my boyfriend. But I was-- we were taking down a gang of drug dealers.

[titanocidal]

Ah. Sorry to hear that...

It'd be a real shame if the killer didn't get what they deserve.

[bombshelled]

Yeah. [ And for killing Poey, then mind-controlling her into giving them all her money and ambushing her team... Lana thinks they deserve a hell of a lot more than she was able to give them before getting pulled here. ]

But anyway. Now I'm stuck here, and Wonderland is just going to fuck with me until it decides to spit me out.

[titanocidal]

Or until we find a way to make it spit us out.

[bombshelled]

You think that's possible? Like if I blow up enough shit it'll finally realize "hey, maybe bringing this girl here wasn't the brightest idea?"

[titanocidal]

Maybe? If we could figure out a way to do it without hurting anyone, I'd say we should try burning the whole place down.

[bombshelled]

Yeah but what if that doesn't work? What if we burn down the mansion and nothing happens?

[titanocidal]

I want to say it'd be worth it, because you can't gain any ground without taking a few risks, but....

I doubt everyone else would see it that way.

[bombshelled]

Yeah. They'd probably be pretty pissed off at us.

But it's good to know that we could do it, if we needed to.