[Text] 18th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

[He's been around since about one in the morning, but he was conked out on the bed due to wow coming back to life sucks almost as much as dying. His body still aches from the ordeal, but Dave pushes through it.

Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Strider is pissed.]

ok im back after 12 hours and that doesnt seem quite right
whatever dont care
i need an update on what happened while i was busy getting blown up by a psycho bitchs surprise present
speaking of
to the bitch who did that
you know who you are
i know who you are
hell the entire fucking mansion probably knows who you are
youre going down

[After putting that out, Dave is going to go back to lying down on his bed. Damn does he hurt.]

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[turn4bout]

WH4TS 1T L1K3 TO B3 SOOOOO D3L1C1OUSLY CH3RRY R33DDDDDD

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[urnewkingbitch]

its similar to the cool that is being terezi pyrope

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[turn4bout]

SUCH 4 COMPL1M3NT!
SWOOOOON

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[urnewkingbitch]

im feeling pretty generous with my compliments today
get em while theyre hot for a limited time offer

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[turn4bout]

1 W1LL COLL3CT TH3M 4LL 4ND CH3R1SH TH3M FONDLY
1 W1LL B3 4 LUSUS 4ND YOUR COMPL1M3NTS W1LL B3 MY GRUBS


H4H4H4
WOW
TH4T 1S 4 FUNNY M3NT4L P1CTUR3
C4US3 1M T4LK1NG 4BOUT WORDS H3R3

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[urnewkingbitch]

obviously youd be the best lusus
spreading pyrope brand chill from generation to generation

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[turn4bout]

W4NT M3 TO B3 YOUR M4NBRO LUSUS W1TH YOUR M4NBROLUSUS BRO

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[urnewkingbitch]

youd have to talk it over with bro on that one
hes pretty much the fucking king of the strider household

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[turn4bout]

1 W1LL
DROP S1CK B34TS 4T H1M
4ND H3 W1LL H4V3 TO C4R3 FOR TH3M UNT1L TH3Y 4R3 B3TT3R
4ND H3 W1LL UND3RST4ND

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[urnewkingbitch]

haha yeah hell care for them as if they were his own
hell be like a mother hen making sure all those baby beats are in check and alright

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[turn4bout]

Y3S
3X4CTLY
YOU 4R3
CORR3CT
GOOD S1R
4ND












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