[Text] 18th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

[He's been around since about one in the morning, but he was conked out on the bed due to wow coming back to life sucks almost as much as dying. His body still aches from the ordeal, but Dave pushes through it.

Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Strider is pissed.]

ok im back after 12 hours and that doesnt seem quite right
whatever dont care
i need an update on what happened while i was busy getting blown up by a psycho bitchs surprise present
speaking of
to the bitch who did that
you know who you are
i know who you are
hell the entire fucking mansion probably knows who you are
youre going down

[After putting that out, Dave is going to go back to lying down on his bed. Damn does he hurt.]

Comments

[stealsluck]

Oh I'm soooooooo scared.
Just trem8ling in my 8oots like a wiggler right here.
W8.
No.
That's the opposite of what I'm doing.

[urnewkingbitch]

chill out slut
youll get yours
just be patient

[stealsluck]

Yaaaaaaaawn.
Wake me up when this gets interesting.

[urnewkingbitch]

why dont you go find a room full of buckets to hump while you wait

[action]

[coolstriderbro]

[Guess who hasn't left little bro's side since getting to his room yesterday?

Guess who has had barely any sleep but is still sat guarding the door with his katana and Cal out ready to smack down anyone who even looks at Dave the wrong way.

Hint: it's Bro.

After Dave sends his message, Bro glances back]

You need anything, little dude?

[action]

[urnewkingbitch]

[Oh, good, Bro's here. Thank God.]

Food, water, and some fuckin' pain killers.

[He runs a hand over his face.]

[action]

[coolstriderbro]

You got it.

[He'll be getting on that any minute now. Just as soon as he can bring himself to leave long enough to hit up the dining room.

Yep, any minute now...

Maybe]

[action]

[urnewkingbitch]

[Yeah, Dave gets the point after about five minutes of waiting. He shrugs, and gets up to grab something from his closet. Ibuprofen, check. Water, check. A box of pizza, double check. He brings them all back to his bed.

He takes the medicine before saying anything.]

How long have you been here?

[video forever]

[usskickass]

You really think that's a good idea? After what's already happened?

[urnewkingbitch]

id probably do it even if it wasnt an event right now
somebody needs to put her in her place honestly
besides shes been after me since i quote unquote stole someone she apparently had feelings for
neither of us were aware of that for the record
anyway its self defense
she fucking blew me up
who knows what shell try next

[usskickass]

It's less self-defense and more revenge, kid. Revenge don't make anyone look pretty.

[urnewkingbitch]

never considered myself pretty regardless
i know its most likely the event but man
i cant help it
its really fucking intense

[papshooshing]

WHY WOULD YOU THINK TAKING ANYTHING FROM HERE IS A GOOD IDEA?

[urnewkingbitch]

ok yeah granted in hindsight i shouldve suspected that itd be something from her from the start
i wouldnt have noticed it until harley pointed it out
i doubt i was the only target though
p sure tz got some surprise from her too

[papshooshing]

GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU SHITHEADS?
CAN'T YOU ALL GET ALONG OR IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FROM YOU?

[urnewkingbitch]

usually we get along so well we sing kumbaya every fucking sunday night
join hands stand in a circle the whole fucking shebang
think its an event from the mansion
egberts not one for revenge either so its the only thing i can think of for the ooc behavior thats going down in the crib

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[turn4bout]

[ Guess who is still slightly sopor'd. ]

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[urnewkingbitch]

[Oh God.]

sup terezi

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[turn4bout]

H3Y

SO

TH3R3S SOM3TH1NG WRONG

W1TH M3
1 TH1NK
NOT SUR3 Y3T
BUT

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[turn4bout]

[ loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ass pause.

there are far too many distractious miracles in this wonderful wonderland ]

1 JUST R34LLY L1K3 TOUCH1NG TH1NGS R1GHT NOW

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[urnewkingbitch]

terezi
are you high?

[video forever]

[hamburellakind]

[John looks ragged and sleepy. He probably looks how Dave felt not too long ago.]

You're back! You dick.

[urnewkingbitch]

[Luckily, he's finished getting food, water, and painkillers at this point, so he's a little more alert.]

Shit, happy to see you, too, Egbert. Heard you went runnin' off to find Serket.

[His usual lineface somehow turns into a genuine lineface.]

You died, didn't you.

[hamburellakind]

[...]

You started it.

[urnewkingbitch]

Damn it, Egbert, this is nothin' new. My constant dyin' started the moment I became the fuckin' Knight of Time.