[Text] 18th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

[He's been around since about one in the morning, but he was conked out on the bed due to wow coming back to life sucks almost as much as dying. His body still aches from the ordeal, but Dave pushes through it.

Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Strider is pissed.]

ok im back after 12 hours and that doesnt seem quite right
whatever dont care
i need an update on what happened while i was busy getting blown up by a psycho bitchs surprise present
speaking of
to the bitch who did that
you know who you are
i know who you are
hell the entire fucking mansion probably knows who you are
youre going down

[After putting that out, Dave is going to go back to lying down on his bed. Damn does he hurt.]

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[papshooshing]

SHE AVOIDS EVERYTHING THAT LEADS INTO TOO SERIOUS TERRITORY, MAN.

[urnewkingbitch]

[There's a pause on Dave's end.]

alright alright
you didnt hear this shit from me
basically
the mansion made me and terezi mercilessly slaughter people
most of them people we know and it was
sick

[He bites his lip before continuing on.]

for example
we killed egbert and then hung him in the middle of my bathroom

[papshooshing]

WHAT
THE
FUCK.

[urnewkingbitch]

yeah
exactly
its one of the reasons we became monorails
moirails whatever
just in case one of us does that again
if its both of us again then
welp
gonna have to hope that somebody stops us

[papshooshing]

LUCKY FOR YOU BOTH, I HAPPEN TO HAVE A TALENT IN SOOTHING OVER MURDEROUS SHIT HEADS.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO BEAT SOME SENSE INTO BOTH OF YOU?

[urnewkingbitch]

idk
not in that much of a hurry to find out though
sorry to spoil your fun
the other side to that was that it felt like we were justified in killing people
or something like that
tz got pretty fucked up by it
her love of law got turned into a psychotic obsession

[He appreciates the offer, though, Karkat.]

[papshooshing]

BECAUSE SHE WASN'T A TAG PSYCHOTIC WITH HER OBSESSION WITH IT BEFORE...

[ but he understands. ]

[urnewkingbitch]

and now you know the worst the mansion can do
at least for the moment
it might cook up something even worse later but who knows