[Text] 18th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

[He's been around since about one in the morning, but he was conked out on the bed due to wow coming back to life sucks almost as much as dying. His body still aches from the ordeal, but Dave pushes through it.

Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Strider is pissed.]

ok im back after 12 hours and that doesnt seem quite right
whatever dont care
i need an update on what happened while i was busy getting blown up by a psycho bitchs surprise present
speaking of
to the bitch who did that
you know who you are
i know who you are
hell the entire fucking mansion probably knows who you are
youre going down

[After putting that out, Dave is going to go back to lying down on his bed. Damn does he hurt.]

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[ Guess who is still slightly sopor'd. ]

D4V3
D4V3
H3Y
D4V3
D4444V333
D444V3333
D444444V33

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[urnewkingbitch]

[Oh God.]

sup terezi

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H3Y

SO

TH3R3S SOM3TH1NG WRONG

W1TH M3
1 TH1NK
NOT SUR3 Y3T
BUT

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[ loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ass pause.

there are far too many distractious miracles in this wonderful wonderland ]

1 JUST R34LLY L1K3 TOUCH1NG TH1NGS R1GHT NOW

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[urnewkingbitch]

terezi
are you high?

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[turn4bout]

NO
1 4M ON TH3 GROUND

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[urnewkingbitch]

im glad youre on the ground and not suddenly flying
i mean were you drugged or some shit cause it sounds like you just had something like mary jane

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DRUGG3D?

HUH
TH4TS
Y34H
1 JUST S4T 1N TH3 SNOW FOR TWO HOURS T4LK1NG TO MY F33T
TH4T
WOW
H3H3H3
OK

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[urnewkingbitch]

[Highrezi is the best distraction.]

oh my god youre completely stoned
this is fucking hilarious in a god awful way
what else did you do

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1M NOT DON3 T4LK1NG
DONT CH4NG3 TH3 SUBJ3CT!!!

1 M34N 1M T4LK1NG 4BOUT WH4T 1 T4LK3D TO MY F33T 4BOUT
TH3YR3 PR3TTY QU13T BUT V3RY W1S3
SURPR1S1NGLY W1S3
TH3YV3 TOLD M3 TH1NGS TH4T 1 WOULD H4V3 N3V3R
3V3R
1M4G1N3D

L1K3
D1D YOU 3V3R WOND3R WH3R3 TH3 W4T3R GO3S WH3N YOU FLUSH 4 TO1L3T
[ according to eway chat: ]
1T GO3S SOM3WH3R3 YOU C4NT S33
R1GHT?
4 COMPL3T3LY D1FF3R3NT WORLD FROM YOUR OWN
1T GO3S *4W4Y*

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[urnewkingbitch]

damn sorry

so its like an interdimensional gate to some parallel universe
is that what im getting from your feet here

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[turn4bout]

1 W4NT TO GO TH3R3
T4K3 M3 D4V3

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[urnewkingbitch]

sorry ill have to take a rain check on that adventure for now
im just doped out on the ibuprofen rn
its a painkiller and it sometimes makes me drowsy
fucked up i know but what can you do
did your feet tell you anything else

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[turn4bout]

NO
TH3Y ST4RT3D 1GNOR1NG M3 4FT3R TH4T
4ND TH3N 1 H4D TO W4LK ON TH3M

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[urnewkingbitch]

nobody ignores terezi motherfucking pyrope and gets away with that

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[turn4bout]

D4MN
STR41GHT
H3H3H3
FFF4H4H4H44H44
OH M4N
H3H3


SO





H3Y
D4V3
1V3 GOT 4 QU3ST1ON
W4NT TO 4NSW3R 1T

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[urnewkingbitch]

ill see if i have an answer to match your question

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WH4TS 1T L1K3 TO B3 SOOOO COOOOOOOL

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[urnewkingbitch]

its like youre on top of the world
the chillest of the chill
were talking frostier than jack frost himself
and it feels great

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WH4TS 1T L1K3 TO B3 SOOOOO D3L1C1OUSLY CH3RRY R33DDDDDD

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[urnewkingbitch]

its similar to the cool that is being terezi pyrope

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SUCH 4 COMPL1M3NT!
SWOOOOON

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[urnewkingbitch]

im feeling pretty generous with my compliments today
get em while theyre hot for a limited time offer

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1 W1LL COLL3CT TH3M 4LL 4ND CH3R1SH TH3M FONDLY
1 W1LL B3 4 LUSUS 4ND YOUR COMPL1M3NTS W1LL B3 MY GRUBS


H4H4H4
WOW
TH4T 1S 4 FUNNY M3NT4L P1CTUR3
C4US3 1M T4LK1NG 4BOUT WORDS H3R3

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[urnewkingbitch]

obviously youd be the best lusus
spreading pyrope brand chill from generation to generation