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Alex Kralie ([personal profile] rosswood) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2015-12-14 10:05 am

Entry #1

[It's entirely possible this man is trying to say something important on video, but there's a problem. Static keeps fuzzing intermittently across the screen in a multicolored frenzy, corrupting his words beyond much recognition. You might catch a glimpse of a face squinting at the video feed, tongue stuck out between his teeth in concentration, before the video blurs and dips. Now you're getting a lovely view of the front of his shirt, jacket strings dangling, in between the rushes of white noise.]

-nderland thing- [sorry, can't hear you over the roaring of ZZZZZFFFFFJFFZJZJZ now crackling merrily across the video feed] -iously? Is anyo- [and poor Alex is again interrupted by another squeal of distortion. This persists for a few minutes before the feed clicks off with the disgruntled air of a frustrated sigh.

Then, a line of text:]


alright i guess that idea wasn't happening anytime soon
so this is some kindof wonderland shitshow is what i'm hearing
i'll skip the obvious has anyone tried to get out blah blah blah youve all heard it
what i wanna know is this

how the hell do you keep track of time around here

punful: (if you were a pie you'd be a cutie pie)

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[personal profile] punful 2015-12-17 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Holy shit this is the most fun he's had here.]

no but it gets better--i have a brother named papyrus.
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[personal profile] punful 2015-12-17 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
who knows? maybe they were.
punful: (interrupting cow who?)

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[personal profile] punful 2015-12-17 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
nah, they just aren't around anymore.

and don't worry, i'm not a villain. i'm the lovable sidekick.
punful: (tfw the pun makes them bust a rib)

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[personal profile] punful 2015-12-17 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
i'm glad you came to your senses so quickly.

and thanks you don't seem too bad either.
punful: (what can i say i'm humerus)

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[personal profile] punful 2015-12-17 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
well, you don't know me either. aside from my taste in fonts. we did just meet.
punful: (what you got a bone to pick with me?)

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[personal profile] punful 2015-12-17 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
i don't think it has an official name so that's as good as anything.
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[personal profile] punful 2015-12-17 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
you wouldn't even be wrong. the cabinets are magic. ask it for a trombone and see what happens.

i've been here a little over a month i think.
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[personal profile] punful 2015-12-17 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
five or so years. i've looked through the network backlog.
punful: (what you got a bone to pick with me?)

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[personal profile] punful 2015-12-17 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
not me, but i've seen some duplicates. that's what happens when you mess with multiple timelines.
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[personal profile] punful 2015-12-17 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
nah, i'm just familiar with the concept.

[blatant lies]
punful: (what can i say i'm humerus)

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[personal profile] punful 2015-12-17 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
nah i've just read stephen hawking.
punful: (what you got a bone to pick with me?)

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[personal profile] punful 2015-12-17 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
seems like it's not possible here. the place might be trying to avoid paradoxes.
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[personal profile] punful 2015-12-17 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
well, if this place runs on memories, stands to reason it wouldn't want duplicate memories. it'd be like trying to use a dead battery.

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