Alex Kralie (
rosswood) wrote in
entranceway2015-12-14 10:05 am
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Entry #1
[It's entirely possible this man is trying to say something important on video, but there's a problem. Static keeps fuzzing intermittently across the screen in a multicolored frenzy, corrupting his words beyond much recognition. You might catch a glimpse of a face squinting at the video feed, tongue stuck out between his teeth in concentration, before the video blurs and dips. Now you're getting a lovely view of the front of his shirt, jacket strings dangling, in between the rushes of white noise.]
-nderland thing- [sorry, can't hear you over the roaring of ZZZZZFFFFFJFFZJZJZ now crackling merrily across the video feed] -iously? Is anyo- [and poor Alex is again interrupted by another squeal of distortion. This persists for a few minutes before the feed clicks off with the disgruntled air of a frustrated sigh.
Then, a line of text:]
alright i guess that idea wasn't happening anytime soon
so this is some kindof wonderland shitshow is what i'm hearing
i'll skip the obvious has anyone tried to get out blah blah blah youve all heard it
what i wanna know is this
how the hell do you keep track of time around here
-nderland thing- [sorry, can't hear you over the roaring of ZZZZZFFFFFJFFZJZJZ now crackling merrily across the video feed] -iously? Is anyo- [and poor Alex is again interrupted by another squeal of distortion. This persists for a few minutes before the feed clicks off with the disgruntled air of a frustrated sigh.
Then, a line of text:]
alright i guess that idea wasn't happening anytime soon
so this is some kindof wonderland shitshow is what i'm hearing
i'll skip the obvious has anyone tried to get out blah blah blah youve all heard it
what i wanna know is this
how the hell do you keep track of time around here
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no but it gets better--i have a brother named papyrus.
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better watch out dude
thats like every villain origin story these days
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and don't worry, i'm not a villain. i'm the lovable sidekick.
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ok no your right they totally would
i guess your alright then
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and thanks you don't seem too bad either.
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i'd shake your hand but i dont know how to do that over the phone
or
whatever this thing is
wonderland communication device (tm)
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don't have much else to do
official namer coming right up
what's that is that a cabinet over there
oh but its not just any cabinet it is a wonderland deluxe cabinet (tm)
that reminds me how long have you been here
i'm taking a poll
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i've been here a little over a month i think.
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the vendors too
shady if you ask me
getting answers all over the map
wonderlands been open for business for a long time i guess
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[He can actually...look at what past-him or other-him or future-him said?
Oh fuck.
That's more than a little bit terrifying.]
one more question
did anyone else here show up with your name and history in that backlog
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Greaaaaat.]
so this is normal where you come from
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[blatant lies]
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so you have cable
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four for you
this better not turn into some primer shit though
things are confusing enough without a bunch of other mes running around
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pretty counter intuitive for a place that grabs people from all over
and might be its own dimension
who knows
~spooky right
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