entranceway | Entry #1

[It's entirely possible this man is trying to say something important on video, but there's a problem. Static keeps fuzzing intermittently across the screen in a multicolored frenzy, corrupting his words beyond much recognition. You might catch a glimpse of a face squinting at the video feed, tongue stuck out between his teeth in concentration, before the video blurs and dips. Now you're getting a lovely view of the front of his shirt, jacket strings dangling, in between the rushes of white noise.]

-nderland thing- [sorry, can't hear you over the roaring of ZZZZZFFFFFJFFZJZJZ now crackling merrily across the video feed] -iously? Is anyo- [and poor Alex is again interrupted by another squeal of distortion. This persists for a few minutes before the feed clicks off with the disgruntled air of a frustrated sigh.

Then, a line of text:]

alright i guess that idea wasn't happening anytime soon
so this is some kindof wonderland shitshow is what i'm hearing
i'll skip the obvious has anyone tried to get out blah blah blah youve all heard it
what i wanna know is this

how the hell do you keep track of time around here

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oh yeah
and i'm absolutely sure your the first person to think this

Of course I'm not. But I do know a little something about magic.
It will take time, but I refuse to believe that it's impossible to find a solution.

your a very up person aren't you

I'm afraid so, even if sometimes out of necessity.

you must be a hit at parties

That would be my husband's department. It's hard to outshine James Potter in that respect.

he sounds like a real hoot

Look, I won't keep you any longer, but if you DO decide you're interested in learning more about how to get by here, just know there are people willing to help.

[If you ask nicely. Maybe.]

sure champ
i'll holler if i need bailing

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