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were the closets playing pranks on anyone else yesterday?

[ faith's morning had started with a rather ... rural wake up call. she'd really hoped the little bastard would just disappear overnight. instead, he woke her up at the crack of dawn to a room full of feathers and pecked drywall.

eventually she'll have to just ... accept her new fowl-ler. into the diner for breakfast, where he's actually quite patient (and fond of toast). on to the gym for her morning workout, where apparently he needs a nap after all that strenuous crowing.

his cocky attitude returns in the library, where faith had planned hanging out for about an hour, learning about the supernatural elements of other worlds. she would've been better served looking up ways to keep him quiet, once it's clear he's going to continue hollering. amid glares and shushing, she scoops him up and tries apologizing over the noise before giving one particular patron the bird.

she practically books it out, rooster tucked under her arm. and as she makes her way, she doesn't notice the mess he leaves behind along the hallways. a trail of feathers and excrement leading to angel investigations, where the closet still refuses to cooperate and give her a cage. at least the cock is having fun with the pile of bic ballpoints beside her. ]

do leashes work on chickens?

[ by the end of the night, she's given up. the stupid thing even follows her to the bar where at least the corn nuts seem to satisfy him. she can nap at one of the tables, right...? ]

( ooc | feel free to catch her anywhere / make up somewhere else to find faith wrangling a mother clucking rooster as she goes about her day :3 )

Comments

[actualwizard]

Well maybe the closet got confused. They can be dangerous. I mean cock fighting is a real thing.

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i was trying to get this wicked chicken claw thing. figured i was being specific enough but i guess not

[ yeah sure shoving your hand in the closet and wishing for "the angry looking chinese chicken thing" was definitely specific. ]

[actualwizard]

could have been worse you could have gotten thousands of chickens or chicken claws. At least you just got one cock, what would you do with multiple cocks?

[You can't see it but he's smirking. This is the most interesting text convo he's had lately.]

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if you gotta ask, you can't handle the answer to that

[actualwizard]

I don't know. That could get overwhelming quickly. So many cocks, so little...room?

[This one might be getting away from him.]

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[ can billy hear a bark of laughter coming all the way from angel investigations? ]

jesus
either you're too naive for this or i just lost this game

[actualwizard]

[Oh, naive he is not. Just bad with innuendo?]

Oh I've handled multiple cocks before. I don't think naive is the word I'd go for.


[shape shifter boyfriend]

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nice. if i ever get myself knee-deep in it i know who to go to.

[actualwizard]

knee deep in cocks...that would be a sight.

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i'd have everything i need to supply this place with nonstop cock pics at least.