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entranceway2016-02-09 06:31 pm
singloversing) wrote in entranceway2016-02-09 06:31 pm
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[When the feed flickers on there's something...not right about it. Everything's dark for a second and the screen shakes a little bit, and there's the muffled sound of someone's voice.]
I--! I think I got it! Now just--
[Something suddenly happens though - the device falls and there's glimpses of a tree and flashes of blue and red and then the ground and it's dark again. There's some groaning, and then the view flips to show Wirt, off-center, tied to a tree in the middle of the gnomes' territory. Naturally, he looks like he fits right in with that costume on, but he does not look like he's having a good time in the slightest.]
H-Hello? I-Is this...can anyone hear me? This is Wirt and I...I-I'm. These little bearded guys knocked me over and dragged me off into the woods a-and they all want to marry me, I think? They-- They've got me tied up and I could like really, really, really...j-just. Someone help? Help me? Please?
[It's becoming more and more apparent that Wirt doesn't realize he turned the video on too, and that people can see his sad, gnome-related predicament. He's also not good at throwing his voice and is just generally pretty hard to hear.]
Serious, c-can someone come untie me? Help!
[It takes him a couple of minutes, but eventually he manages to end the recording with his foot. Everyone will get a super good look at his mismatched shoes in the meantime.]
[ooc: Dipper and Mabel are going to come to the rescue, but anyone else is welcome to chime in and laugh at his predicament or offer sympathy or whatnot.]
I--! I think I got it! Now just--
[Something suddenly happens though - the device falls and there's glimpses of a tree and flashes of blue and red and then the ground and it's dark again. There's some groaning, and then the view flips to show Wirt, off-center, tied to a tree in the middle of the gnomes' territory. Naturally, he looks like he fits right in with that costume on, but he does not look like he's having a good time in the slightest.]
H-Hello? I-Is this...can anyone hear me? This is Wirt and I...I-I'm. These little bearded guys knocked me over and dragged me off into the woods a-and they all want to marry me, I think? They-- They've got me tied up and I could like really, really, really...j-just. Someone help? Help me? Please?
[It's becoming more and more apparent that Wirt doesn't realize he turned the video on too, and that people can see his sad, gnome-related predicament. He's also not good at throwing his voice and is just generally pretty hard to hear.]
Serious, c-can someone come untie me? Help!
[It takes him a couple of minutes, but eventually he manages to end the recording with his foot. Everyone will get a super good look at his mismatched shoes in the meantime.]
[ooc: Dipper and Mabel are going to come to the rescue, but anyone else is welcome to chime in and laugh at his predicament or offer sympathy or whatnot.]
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heh, sorry, couldn't help myself. you got someone coming to get you? or i might be able to lead a several-bear invasion.
[By which he means, he will ride on the multibear while the bear(s) do all the work. Easiest king deposing ever.]
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[He can barely handle an ordinary life, much less throw a gnome revolution. That's just not going to happen.]
And, uh...I dunno if anyone is? And I doubt the gnomes would let me abdicate the throne. They're-- they're kind of jerks?
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[...Hopefully.]
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[He and the multi-bear are basically a molasses rescue party.]
or just tell them a spooky skeleton and a lot of bears are coming to crash the wedding.
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[Give him a second. Wait for it.]
...W-Wait, what. Bears?
[Somebody missed like, almost all of the explanation for this event because he was busy being forced to be a bride.]
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[He's...not sure what he should be imagining here.]
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That might actually be the worse pun yet. [A pause.] But, uh. Okay. ...I'll be here.
[Obviously, since he's tied to a tree and can't go anywhere. ...Though, unknown to him, Dipper and Mabel are also on their way to rescue him so it's very possible he might not be there by the time Sans and the Multi-bear get there but...it's the thought that counts, right?]
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okay, i'm here. looks like someone crashed the wedding before me, though. you alright?