Video

[singloversing]

[When the feed flickers on there's something...not right about it. Everything's dark for a second and the screen shakes a little bit, and there's the muffled sound of someone's voice.]

I--! I think I got it! Now just--

[Something suddenly happens though - the device falls and there's glimpses of a tree and flashes of blue and red and then the ground and it's dark again. There's some groaning, and then the view flips to show Wirt, off-center, tied to a tree in the middle of the gnomes' territory. Naturally, he looks like he fits right in with that costume on, but he does not look like he's having a good time in the slightest.]

H-Hello? I-Is this...can anyone hear me? This is Wirt and I...I-I'm. These little bearded guys knocked me over and dragged me off into the woods a-and they all want to marry me, I think? They-- They've got me tied up and I could like really, really, really...j-just. Someone help? Help me? Please?

[It's becoming more and more apparent that Wirt doesn't realize he turned the video on too, and that people can see his sad, gnome-related predicament. He's also not good at throwing his voice and is just generally pretty hard to hear.]

Serious, c-can someone come untie me? Help!

[It takes him a couple of minutes, but eventually he manages to end the recording with his foot. Everyone will get a super good look at his mismatched shoes in the meantime.]

[ooc: Dipper and Mabel are going to come to the rescue, but anyone else is welcome to chime in and laugh at his predicament or offer sympathy or whatnot.]

Comments

Video;

[singloversing]

Uhh...I mean, if you want to? I-I don't want you to like, get captured too or anything. Then we'd both be stuck here tied to trees.

[Wirt doesn't want that life for you, Morty. It's a terrible, uncomfortable life.]

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[onetruemorty]

I-I'll be real, Wirt, I've seen worse. It's still really creepy and I'd rather not but, you know, I'd-- I'm still willing to give it a shot if you want. My next best plan is like. Jeez, I dunno, punching them? Getting a net?

Video;

[singloversing]

[Wirt hesitates.]

R-Right. Sorry, you're...used to all this. I mean not THIS this, but...like this kind of stuff in general. Ish. Right. You know more about it than I do, probably.

Video;

[onetruemorty]

I-it's cool. I guess, you'd be the guy who knows more about Wonderland event stuff, between us two, you know? I'm, I'm just a hard guy to weird out, or at least I'm hard to weird out with gnomes so far.

Video;

[singloversing]

I-I don't know about that. I'm-- I'm just stuck here like everyone else, and it's different every time so...it's not like I'm more used to it than anyone else here.

[He's pretty sure he's not any more experienced with any given event than Morty is.]