[text to the masses]

[rosswood]

happy singles awareness day
did you know that saint valentine was full of shit
i mean maybe he wasn't but theres no way to know since theres like no actual history on this guy
there are records of three different saint valentines
though i guess the one thing thats consistent is that pretty much all of them died horribly

anyway there's your exciting earth history fact of the day
have fun

[Alex, for his part, is currently planning on getting at least a little buzzed tonight. Despite the apparent bitterness of that mass-network text, he's not technically single. His SO just happens to not be here. Hence, drinking. Hence, bitterness.

Hence, that fun Valentine's Day Historical Fact.

Anyone looking for him will find him at the bar.]

Comments

[sheriffing]

This coming from a guy trapped in Wonderland.
You don't have to believe me, doesn't matter to me one way or the other.

[rosswood]

ok but we're all trapped in wonderland
theres a difference there

[sheriffing]

What's the difference?

[rosswood]

wonderland is verifiable
as is presumably your bf
who is this lizardman and is he here so i can verify him too

[sheriffing]

Not my story to tell. You might've missed your chance.

[rosswood]

"might"
sure lady
sure