[text to the masses]

[rosswood]

happy singles awareness day
did you know that saint valentine was full of shit
i mean maybe he wasn't but theres no way to know since theres like no actual history on this guy
there are records of three different saint valentines
though i guess the one thing thats consistent is that pretty much all of them died horribly

anyway there's your exciting earth history fact of the day
have fun

[Alex, for his part, is currently planning on getting at least a little buzzed tonight. Despite the apparent bitterness of that mass-network text, he's not technically single. His SO just happens to not be here. Hence, drinking. Hence, bitterness.

Hence, that fun Valentine's Day Historical Fact.

Anyone looking for him will find him at the bar.]

Comments

[rosswood]

sorry which part of a fucking flesh-eating wendigo is a walk in the park exactly

[vampdetective]

The part that isn't a memory-devouring, potentially world-ending Jabberwock.
I did say it was comparative.

[rosswood]

"potentially" world-ending
it didn't actually, clearly
plus this place already chomps down memories like it's a competitive sport

[vampdetective]

It was worse than the usual. Kind of a years-in-the-making kind of thing.
Couple years back we got a look at our future if the Jabberwock wasn't stopped. Got nasty.
Once you've been here for awhile, the wendigo will seem like a friendly puppy. You might actually miss it.

[Well, okay, no. Probably not.]

[rosswood]

jabberwock
that sure as hell never showed up in the old disney cartoon
loving this place more and more

[vampdetective]

It's dead now, as far as we know.
Wouldn't count on that lasting, but I'll be glad not to see it again for awhile.
Halloween seemed like it might be the end of it. But something else will come.

[rosswood]

i bet your real fun at parties

[vampdetective]

I also do close-up magic.

[rosswood]

baller
i'll be sure to ping you if i see any spooky shit on a holiday

[vampdetective]

More or less what I'm good for.
I'll be around.