[text to the masses]

[rosswood]

happy singles awareness day
did you know that saint valentine was full of shit
i mean maybe he wasn't but theres no way to know since theres like no actual history on this guy
there are records of three different saint valentines
though i guess the one thing thats consistent is that pretty much all of them died horribly

anyway there's your exciting earth history fact of the day
have fun

[Alex, for his part, is currently planning on getting at least a little buzzed tonight. Despite the apparent bitterness of that mass-network text, he's not technically single. His SO just happens to not be here. Hence, drinking. Hence, bitterness.

Hence, that fun Valentine's Day Historical Fact.

Anyone looking for him will find him at the bar.]

Comments

[punful]

the almost freezing to death part wasn't so great, but i'm pretty sure that's not normal.

[rosswood]

yeah no
that's not

how does that even work??
you don't have SKIN

[punful]

exactly. skeletons aren't supposed to get cold. it was some kinda...i dunno. like a mini event. bunch of us morons freezing to death, even when sitting right next to a fire.

[rosswood]

jesus
you didn't die did you
people seem to do that

[punful]

nope. i'm still five for five.

[Yay.]

[rosswood]

wow what a relief
well keep trying not to die then
or something idk

[punful]

same to you i guess.

[rosswood]

thanks jeeves

[punful]

so i'm jeeves now? alright, i'll take it.

[rosswood]

well it was that or skeletor

[punful]

wow. racist.

[rosswood]

;'P