[text to the masses]

[rosswood]

happy singles awareness day
did you know that saint valentine was full of shit
i mean maybe he wasn't but theres no way to know since theres like no actual history on this guy
there are records of three different saint valentines
though i guess the one thing thats consistent is that pretty much all of them died horribly

anyway there's your exciting earth history fact of the day
have fun

[Alex, for his part, is currently planning on getting at least a little buzzed tonight. Despite the apparent bitterness of that mass-network text, he's not technically single. His SO just happens to not be here. Hence, drinking. Hence, bitterness.

Hence, that fun Valentine's Day Historical Fact.

Anyone looking for him will find him at the bar.]

Comments

[text]

[slapfight]

Well, that part was never in doubt. I'm more intelligent than 99% of my own race, much less sub-par races

[it's like you can hear her derisively snorting through the text.]

[text]

[rosswood]

[RIIIIIGHT he keeps forgetting she's kind of a literalist.]

right right right alright let me rephrase
you officially have a better sense of dramatic tension than most hollywood film producers

[text]

[slapfight]

[she's a precious soul and earth idioms confuse her. said the genius.]

Thank you.

[that's what she should say right??? to a compliment??? Earth people are weird.]

[text]

[rosswood]

your welcome
go, educate yourself with earth tv

[Sounds genuine? Anyway, just get her to write all love triangles from now on. It'll be great.]