video;

[walkingheroin]

Now, I get what you were going for here, but I must say, it’s just not working for me at all. Where’s the music? The entertainment? The escapism? Most people go to a bar to get away from their problems and the mediocrity of their lives, not to be surrounded by another place as equally drab and boring!

[Lucifer is clearly at the bar, and while it’s likely quite lovely and fine, this is The Devil we’re talking about. He’s not satisfied with much that he doesn’t do himself.]

This won’t do at all! Do you even have anyone hooking up in this bar or does everyone walk back to their rooms sad, alone and feeling sorry for themselves? It’s pathetic, really.

[He suddenly appears as if he’s had a revelation of sorts, though honestly he probably started this knowing exactly where he was taking it.]

Never fear, citizens of Wonderland. I’ll make sure you’re all able to partake in some real debauchery very soon.

Comments

[circlejerked]

<sub>[If Lucifer means he doesn't expect his family will make an appearance here, Anders rather hopes he's right. It sounds as though Lucifer's family dinners could get ugly in a cosmic way.

But that's a story he'll have to hear another day. Anders is content to promise he'll show his face at Lucifer's establishment, at the very least.]</sub>

Wouldn't miss it. I'll try anything once.

[walkingheroin]

I have a feeling it will be much more than once.

[He then waggles his fingers at the screen.]

Until then.