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Hey... so, I totally missed my one-year mark. Pretty sure that was right in the middle of the Infected shit storm-- that couldn't be related, could it? But, anyway, I'm hoping someone just forgot to come by and give me my special badge or whatever you get for this illustrious milestone? I forgive you for being late, since I completely forgot, and you can come by with that prize anytime. Unless it's just for the five-year guys, and if that's the case, then... booooo.

[ Ellie pulls a face, offering a helpful thumbs-down for the camera. ]

Anyway! "What I Learned on My Wonderland Vacation"... I'm way less likely to drown now! Thanks, Jo. [ ... ] Uh, I know way too much about a lot of your personal lives, which is... gross, sometimes. There are kids here, people. [ Some of you are just nasty. ] I figured out exactly how much molten chocolate cake I can down before I get sick. That's three, and I'd say they're all big accomplishments. ... Except that middle one.

[ There are a bunch of other things, too, but her attention is already wandering and she yawns to prove it. ]

Does anyone have a Mirror who isn't extremely creepy? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Sounds like falling into an old horror movie.

This place is a horror movie. [ Sometimes. ] But... nah, that makes it sound worse than it is. It's bad, but not all bad.

Goody. [She's gonna realize how true that is pretty quickly the hard way, unfortunately.] Even horror movies have moments where the good guys can relax.

Yeah, but they're usually just in danger and they don't know it.

[ ..... ]

Fuck.

See? What if all the normal stuff is just to pull us into a false sense of security so we're off guard when the bad stuff happens?

Or I could be totally paranoid. Who knows.

It's usually better to be prepared. [ Ellie concedes with a little shrug. ] As much as you can be in this place, I mean.

[ If that calls for being a little paranoid, well... at least then you wouldn't be surprised. ]

Preparing for literally anything is pretty daunting.

[But she'll try.]

Yeah, I know. That's how it is here.

[ Daunting. Better to try, though. ]

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