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[goeth]

so i looked up what i could online but none of it was helpful from an experience standpoint.

does anyone here know what kind of care a weasel needs? are they all really clingy?

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[exceedinglybright]

They need a lot of stimulation, I think. Did it come from the closet...?

[goeth]

yeah, while my friend was back home. he's cute but he follows me EVERYWHERE.

[exceedinglybright]

I can't say I know much about their care, but there must be something we can find in the library. Have you named him yet?

[goeth]

no uhh i kinda keep hoping he'll get bored of me and go find friends in the woods?
haha that's horrible isn't it?

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[luckynumberthree]

A weasel? Hate to break it to you, but I think that's more a rodent than a pet.

[goeth]

that's kind of what i'm afraid of
also the fact that what i could find says to feed him bunnies and mice :(

[luckynumberthree]

Also hate to break it to you, but a lot of things eat those. They're bite-sized happy meals for a lot of things.

[intelligently]

why do you have a weasel?

[goeth]

i have no idea. he just showed up the other day :\

[intelligently]

that didn't mean you had to keep it.

[mulletrock]

Why do you have a weasel?

[goeth]

idk i guess the mansion wants to annoy me?

[mulletrock]

so it just showed up...or? I dont know much about em but I think theyre carnivores

[actualwizard]

You know you're supposed to pull a rabbit out of a hat, not a weasel right?

[goeth]

istg billy
this is serious!!!
he's stealing my food :(

[ an actual emergency, obv ]

[actualwizard]

[ He's not laughing. Really. ]

Well he obviously must be stopped. Should I ask why you even have him in the first place?

Do we need to feed it to a cat or something?

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[deathlessness]

I can't say I've ever kept a weasel.

[goeth]

i tried ignoring him and it only made it worse.
he did take a bath in the fountain though, that was pretty cute.

[deathlessness]

[She smirks a bit.]

Witches are known for having familiars. Maybe he's trying to be yours.

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[saved]

i've never had a weasel before, but i'm not surprised it's all clingy to you. [cause she's amazing] did you name it?

[goeth]

omg you are officially the cheesiest
also no! it's not a pet it's just ... a weasel who thinks it's a pet :|

[saved]

yeah i'm cheesier than macaroni and cheese. the cheesiest in all the land, but it's true. kinda still sounds like a pet ;) what are you gonna do about your weasel? cause i don't think it'll stop being a pet just because you don't want it to. even if it should listen to you but y'know... weasels.

[zigazigah]

they're related to ferrets, right? ferrets are supposed to be really smart but get bored really easy. so you'll probably want a lot of things for it to play with

[goeth]

ok yes this is exactly what i'm looking for! thank you!
did you used to have a ferret or something?

[zigazigah]

i just knew this girl back in my village who really wanted one. so she looked up all sorts of stuff about how to take care of them to prove to her parents that she could handle it.
i helped her look it up sometimes.

[It's weird to wonder now since the likelihood of Trish seeing that girl again is so slim, but Trish wonders if she ever managed to convince her parents.]