video ➳ action {feel free to handwave appointment setups and drop by!

[blackbirdsing]

[The camera comes on, and Sarah smiles as she greets Wonderland.]

Hi, everyone. If we haven't met, I'm Sarah Weller. I've been here about two months now, and I've noticed in between the insane things that happen, there's a lot of training going on either magical or physical sparring, weight lifting, all the good stuff. Injuries can happen, and while I do realize we have a few great doctors here, I wanted to offer my service, too. I'm a physical therapist. Specifically orthopedic which means I'm a pretty great masseuse. If you have a lot of aches and pains or joint problems that won't go away, muscle groups that regularly hurt, I can help. I can also help you come up with an exercise regimen that might be better for you.

If you're into water therapy, we can arrange something at the pool, but otherwise, you can find my therapy room down on the first floor, nestled between all the training facilities in room twenty-three.

[She pans the camera then to give everyone a view of the room before focusing the camera back on her.]

I won't live in this space, so let's go by appointment, any day of the week, normal business hours, nine to five. There's of course no charge for obvious reasons, and I'm happy to do something I know to help people. Each session goes about an hour and I'm starting now.

Oh, PS: Massages are great too for just relaxation, so even if you don't have a problem area, treat yourself sometime.

Comments

[blackbirdsing]

People do, and it's always fine. I'm glad you feel better. [ She's quite proud of herself and glad that he's impressed. ]

So, tell your friends, tell them to come by. Not that it matters one way or the other how much business I do, but it's still nice to be busy and know people like it.

[circlejerked]

I would've hated to have dozed through the best part--that thing you did on my lower back feels like it popped back something into place. Augh, I really am getting too old for this kidnapping thing.

<sub>[Listen to this guy whine. He talks as if he's older than the hills when he's not even thirty yet and still in fighting form.

Sliding off the table, Anders retrieves his shirt and slips it back on. When it settles over his head and his face becomes visible again, it's apparent that he's smiling widely.]</sub>

Are you kidding? I'll tell everyone. You get two thumbs up from me.

[blackbirdsing]

Thanks for the good press.

[ She leads him back out to the front area, glad that he had a good experience because honestly? Some people don't and they wind up hating it. ]

I'm sure I'll see you again soon, if not here, then around.

[circlejerked]

Being a healer in a different manner, I find it an interesting area of study, to tell the truth. You'll have to tell me more about it sometime. _{[Anders' characteristic cocky smile is never too far away, however, and he flashes it now.]} But who doesn't love massages?

_{[Free massages deserve great press.]}

Thank you for letting me be a guinea pig. We'll definitely talk again soon. I'd better clear out before more eager patients come knocking.

_{[Maybe by next time he'll come up with a proper fake injury to get himself back in here... With Anders, you can never tell.]}

[blackbirdsing]

Who indeed.

[ Sarah grins and walks him out, and sure enough someone's waiting outside the door. ]

I'll see you later. And stay relaxed!

[ Or as relaxed as he can in the unpredictable world of Wonderland. ]