Journal Entry 006 {text}

[failedparenting]

[John decided he's just stay away from the network for a while after getting shouted down for arming children. In retrospect, he should've done a little more intensive background on the kids here, but that would've been bordering on creepy. And there's nothing wrong with guns anyway, you're all terrible.

But regardless of guns and kids, he's back today. Not with lessons, but questions, snooping like the other old farts around here love to do.]

what's magic like where you're from? does it exist? is it more fucking witches making people's teeth fall out or goddamn fairy dust and unicorns? does anyone come from a place with magic like Wonderland?

most importantly: does the magic from your world work here?

Comments

[failedparenting]

[He's not afraid of magic, it's more like he hates it. The way a person isn't afraid of cockroaches but they never want to find one in their pantry.]

i like the kind with card tricks. but no, i'm not

[circlejerked]

_{[Fraidy cat.]}

Where do the unicorns fall on this scale of card tricks to real magic? Yea or nay?